Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Today, I looked through my daughter’s search history. Did I find porn? No, worse. At the age of 17, she has been looking up the definitions of commonly used words such as ‘arbitrary,’ ‘pretentious,’ and ‘initiative.’ FML
Today, I Googled my father, who I haven't seen in 3 years. The first website link was his obituary. When I confronted my mom about it, she said, "Oh, didn't I tell you?" and walked off. FML
Today, I went to my phone company and had my text history pulled. Why? Because a few days ago, my four year-old daughter told me that, "Daddy has a wife and a girlfriend." Turns out she was right. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, my daughter decided to come out to me by leaving a browser window open with the results page of an online "Are you lesbian?" quiz. FML
Today, my 17-year-old daughter has been sending and receiving videos and pictures of a sexual nature. I just had to wade through a ton of middle-aged dick pics as evidence for the police. FML
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old daughter to remove the handcuffs her father had placed on her as a joke. He didn't know they were real. FML
Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML
Today, I asked my mom to help my daughter with Zoom school while I handled an emergency. When I got back, I found out my mom went through my laptop containing all my documents, my emails and even the journal my therapist suggested I keep. She says she was looking for a Zoom link. Yeah right. FML
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Shrimpeh 0
YDI for snooping. Give her some space -- she's growing up. ...On the other hand, though, FYL because of what you found.
callargh 0
More like FHL for having you snoop through her history. I bet you've got plenty of stuff you wouldn't want her to see.
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Comments (227)
ayashe 2
YDI for not minding your own business. I always say don't go looking for things that you're not prepared to find. #102 angry teen boy?
curryndricegirll 0
#96, don't be a bitch.
giganticbrain 0
You deserve it for going through her history. And for all of you about to angrily spam this with "OMG ITZ THE ONLY WAY 2 KEPP HER SAFE!!!" or something like that, I don't wanna hear. I don't care who does it, going through another persons history is wrong on like 10 different levels.
delly_fml 0
Y would u look through her history? YDI u had no right if she is 15 she can search wat she likes
cbe421 0
Honestly if you're looking through her Internet history there's a problem eight there. **** her life.
FunkyVerb 0
Stop looking through her internet history.
Calaura9 0
This sounded oddly sexual to me, like she's trying to get away from a touchy feely father.
Signposthead 0
DameGreyWolf-Funny you should mention myspace. Last september, most of my friends had facebook, so I made one. A month later, when a friend was sleeping over, I saw my dad search *my name* facebook on google. It camd up, he saw, I got in a lot of trouble. Parents who are strict like that suck, so that's why its a YDI to the OP.
neomike0612 0
you need to trust her instead of reading her internet history. and do something fun that both of you would have a good time doing for father/daughter day, she obviously doesn't wanna do the thing you planned
livingdeath 0
You ******* deserved it for giving your daughter zero privacy. Asshole. You don't trust her huh? Some problems there...