Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my dad came across my nudes that got leaked online. FML
Today, I got a laptop for my birthday. I was thrilled until I realized that my mom had given away my old one without asking. 6 years of games, music, and pictures down the drain. FML
Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML
Today, my dad went snooping on my laptop, and saw that I'd recently looked up 2 Girls, 1 Cup. It was out of morbid curiosity, but he thinks I'm into "satanic porn", and confiscated every electronic device I own. Now I have to sneak to the library just to check my emails. FML
Today, I walked into pawn shop and found a nice laptop which I inspected after I thought I lost mine months ago. Turns out my ex pawned it after having it at her place all this time. FML
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
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Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
Don't laugh, BurnInDemonFire. It's not funny. It's not OP's fault for thinking their private adult material was safe just casually stored on an old laptop. I said don't laugh, you bastard!
MidnaLink 35
Even if they weren’t, he needs a good ******* earful about taking someone’s property without their permission.
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Comments (20)
1gullible_bugger 34
I hope you had a good password to get into the computer,rendering it unusable to his mother. If not, ydi. Always keep your x-rated material under lock and key or really long password. especially on a laptop, anyone could pick that up, not just your stepfather.
TxKitten79 10
I'd tell him he had no right and if it's not returned you'll report it stolen, and report who recieved the stolen property.
analbel 11
When I was 18, my computer took a shit and my stepdad fixed it for me and found all my nudes. Family dinners were never the same.
17 64819834916843834673 3
who the hell SAVES nudes
wtfdaemon 3
He's watched them all, guaranteed.