Today, I went over to my mother-in-law's house to have dinner. I was excited she invited me, since I thought she didn't like me. I ended up hanging her Christmas lights in a snowstorm while they had s'mores by the fire. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I showed up at my mom’s with homemade soup, since she said she wasn’t hosting Christmas Eve because she had the flu. My entire family was there without me. FML
Today, a friend had invited me to Christmas dinner since I have no family close by. When I got there, she told me that her and her husband had forgotten they had another dinner to go to, and asked if I would watch their kids for them. They each grabbed a handful of cookies I had baked and rushed out the door. FML
Today, my wife made me go with her to dinner with her parents, despite their long-standing hatred of me. Later on, my mother-in-law muttered to me, "I made yours special for ya", smirked, then made a show of scratching at her butt-crack. FML
Today, my mother called to uninvite me from Christmas, my ex-wife is going and she doesn't want it to be awkward for her. FML
Today, I got stuck in a blizzard. My mother never picked me up like she was supposed to, and wasn't answering her phone. After walking around for a half hour, freezing, I finally found her. Where was she? Sitting in Pizza Hut, having a great time. FML
Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML
Today, whilst at my new step-dad's Christmas lunch, my mother spiked my drink so that I would look worse than her in front of her new mother-in-law. FML
Today, I learned that instead of spending Christmas alone with my cat, enjoying chicken quesadillas and a tin of tuna while watching only the best cartoons, my mother's coming over. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my mother. She asked me if I was going to make it to Christmas at home. I told her that I would try and make it home since it would be my grandma's last Christmas alive. To my luck, grandma was sitting in the car with my mother, and speaker phone was in use. FML
Today, my mom and I were talking about a wedding decoration that we are going to use at my wedding. I insisted that I gave the decorations to her and I didn’t bother looking in my house. She came over for the night and cleaned while I was at work. She found the decorations that I'd insisted that I'd given to her. FML
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MegasaurusRex 0
Why would you even let her do that to you? You should have just left or at least told her you weren't going to do it...
redbluegreen 41
That was pretty cold of her.
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Comments (108)
Illyssa_fml 4
Wow. Your husband didn't help you or refuse that you not do it?? Great husband..
Sadochan 0
What a cold bitch. There must be a white storm clouding her judgement.
ChiefLancaster 0
Your a dumbass,, I would of told her to hang her own fricken lights,, and I hope Santa leaves her a lump of rain deer shit in her stocking,,
fruityloopz 4
i would have stolen the lights
ImaginaryFoe 1
Did she perform some sort of mind trick that prevented you from declining or did you think this would make her like you? She probably thinks you're an idiot for risking your life for some lights. Stop trying to make her like you. Settle for earning her respect or at least some self-respect. No one likes a person that tries that hard.
HollywoodKaos 0
very uncool I would of been like no smores first.
rockyraccoon28 8
aww. hey, look on the bright side. at least they didn't pull the ladder from under you or something.
mikomajik 0
just say no my name ain't tobi biotch. duh
Yettblock 1
And the best part is your still banging the sh%t out of her lol
zombiekitten87 12
ok not to be sexist but shouldn't your husband have done that?