Today, I went over to my mother-in-law's house to have dinner. I was excited she invited me, since I thought she didn't like me. I ended up hanging her Christmas lights in a snowstorm while they had s'mores by the fire. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I showed up at my mom’s with homemade soup, since she said she wasn’t hosting Christmas Eve because she had the flu. My entire family was there without me. FML
Today, a friend had invited me to Christmas dinner since I have no family close by. When I got there, she told me that her and her husband had forgotten they had another dinner to go to, and asked if I would watch their kids for them. They each grabbed a handful of cookies I had baked and rushed out the door. FML
Today, my wife made me go with her to dinner with her parents, despite their long-standing hatred of me. Later on, my mother-in-law muttered to me, "I made yours special for ya", smirked, then made a show of scratching at her butt-crack. FML
Today, my mother called to uninvite me from Christmas, my ex-wife is going and she doesn't want it to be awkward for her. FML
Today, I got stuck in a blizzard. My mother never picked me up like she was supposed to, and wasn't answering her phone. After walking around for a half hour, freezing, I finally found her. Where was she? Sitting in Pizza Hut, having a great time. FML
Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML
Today, whilst at my new step-dad's Christmas lunch, my mother spiked my drink so that I would look worse than her in front of her new mother-in-law. FML
Today, I learned that instead of spending Christmas alone with my cat, enjoying chicken quesadillas and a tin of tuna while watching only the best cartoons, my mother's coming over. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my mother. She asked me if I was going to make it to Christmas at home. I told her that I would try and make it home since it would be my grandma's last Christmas alive. To my luck, grandma was sitting in the car with my mother, and speaker phone was in use. FML
Today, my mom and I were talking about a wedding decoration that we are going to use at my wedding. I insisted that I gave the decorations to her and I didn’t bother looking in my house. She came over for the night and cleaned while I was at work. She found the decorations that I'd insisted that I'd given to her. FML
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Top comments
MegasaurusRex 0
Why would you even let her do that to you? You should have just left or at least told her you weren't going to do it...
redbluegreen 41
That was pretty cold of her.
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Comments (108)
nidawi 0
BLEED BITCH BLEED
agm2010 0
haha
desigirl2010 0
oooo Em reference. I love him.
DudeImBetter 0
Also assuming that you're old enough to own your own house, which is why you were invited to your mother in laws house and that your mother in law brought her parents which would be your kids great grandparents (if you have kids) it's kind of hard to believe that great-grandparents were outside during a snowstorm making smores. It would be hard to believe that both great grandparents are still alive let alone being outside during a snowstorm making smores. Also you must be really stupid for putting up Christmas lights up during a snowstorm.
teddygraham1 1
I think OP was the only one outside during the snowstorm. everyone else was probably inside by a fireplace and she was looking in the window when she was hanging the lights.
underguarded 20
Cause people totally eat s'mores outside in a snowstorm . ydi for thinking that
DudeImBetter 0
cause people totally set up Christmas lights up during a snowstorm. That's so dangerous.
dwold91 3
Who the **** said anything about great grandparents? And you're an idiot for not having enough common sense to realize everyone else was inside.. Dumbass.
DudeImBetter 0
the fml use to say that the mother in law was eating smores with her parents. Also if the weather is good enough to hang up Christmas lights I'm sure it's good enough to sit next to a fire and eat smores.
dwold91 3
Now your contradicting yourself.
kekelala3 0
That is EXACTLY why I avoid my fiancé's parents... and because of the fact that they don't like me..
penfoldsman 0
fantastic....your life sucks
bamagrl410 31
Just modded this one. That really sucks that she won't cut you a break. I wonder what about you she doesn't like...
FYLDeep 26
Spell out the word "BITCH" with the lights.
redbluegreen 41
Why spell out bitch when **** is shorter?
aperrier 0
Might as well lick you're father in-law's balls as well.
FYLDeep 26
One of you has a good point and proper grammar.
ChiefLancaster 0
Spell out bitch in PISS in the snow on her front lawn,, better idea
satomi_ishida 0
That would be really hard to do as a girl. xD
RedPillSucks 33
So if she was able to do it, either she has superb muscle control (a win for hubby) or she's a tranny (not so much of a win for hubby).
kekelala3 0
19-win
BigEV 0
I would have left.
PetraArk 0
Way to be a doormat.
H3ALTHFR3AK 0
yea, where the fck was he?