Today, I went over to my mother-in-law's house to have dinner. I was excited she invited me, since I thought she didn't like me. I ended up hanging her Christmas lights in a snowstorm while they had s'mores by the fire. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I showed up at my mom’s with homemade soup, since she said she wasn’t hosting Christmas Eve because she had the flu. My entire family was there without me. FML
Today, a friend had invited me to Christmas dinner since I have no family close by. When I got there, she told me that her and her husband had forgotten they had another dinner to go to, and asked if I would watch their kids for them. They each grabbed a handful of cookies I had baked and rushed out the door. FML
Today, my wife made me go with her to dinner with her parents, despite their long-standing hatred of me. Later on, my mother-in-law muttered to me, "I made yours special for ya", smirked, then made a show of scratching at her butt-crack. FML
Today, my mother called to uninvite me from Christmas, my ex-wife is going and she doesn't want it to be awkward for her. FML
Today, I got stuck in a blizzard. My mother never picked me up like she was supposed to, and wasn't answering her phone. After walking around for a half hour, freezing, I finally found her. Where was she? Sitting in Pizza Hut, having a great time. FML
Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML
Today, whilst at my new step-dad's Christmas lunch, my mother spiked my drink so that I would look worse than her in front of her new mother-in-law. FML
Today, I learned that instead of spending Christmas alone with my cat, enjoying chicken quesadillas and a tin of tuna while watching only the best cartoons, my mother's coming over. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my mother. She asked me if I was going to make it to Christmas at home. I told her that I would try and make it home since it would be my grandma's last Christmas alive. To my luck, grandma was sitting in the car with my mother, and speaker phone was in use. FML
Today, my mom and I were talking about a wedding decoration that we are going to use at my wedding. I insisted that I gave the decorations to her and I didn’t bother looking in my house. She came over for the night and cleaned while I was at work. She found the decorations that I'd insisted that I'd given to her. FML
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MegasaurusRex 0
Why would you even let her do that to you? You should have just left or at least told her you weren't going to do it...
redbluegreen 41
That was pretty cold of her.
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Comments (108)
asdmike9 0
f**k that b***h i wouldnt do s**t
WeooBeans 14
Pff, your husband should have helped you.
epicman1999 0
what a cold woman
Omgplz 3
Write something vulgar with Christmas lights :)
jtaylor991 6
why were you doing that? id just leave completely unapologetically. you totally deserved it
xs4u 13
bitch them out. toss the lights at them and go home. inconsiderate ***** are the only thing i cant stand.
skittyskatbrat 19
Next year, Christmas is at your house. Does she have any food allergies? Not the deadly kind, but the up-all-night-with-cramps-and-gas kind? It has potential.
joanna1995 20
That really does suck. I never thought these things really happened until I learned that my grandma did that to my mom. She made my mom clean out the garage that hadn't been cleaned in years. She even found dead rats. Gotta love in-laws
Zacholicious 15
Sorry, OP, I didn't mean to click YDI.