Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML
Today, I didn't feel like cooking when I got home from work, so I decided to go to the local restaurant nearby and do my part in supporting small businesses. Long story short, I woke up later feeling like absolute shit. Hello, food poisoning. FML
Today, I finally won an ongoing battle with my family to go to a restaurant I like, rather than a restaurant I hate with a passion. Now I'm throwing up, and my back is killing me. I'm the only one who got food poisoning. FML
Today, it's been 2 days since I got over having the flu for over a week, missing work the whole time. I just got food poisoning. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML
Today, I tried to cook a nice meal for my sister's friends. It turned out perfect and they enjoyed it, while I was in the bathroom throwing up for two hours due to food poisoning. FML
Today, I got bad food poisoning. Again. The first time I thought it was the stomach bug that’s going around, so once I felt better, I proceeded to eat leftover food that actually got me sick the first time. FML
Today, I was fired from the restaurant I work at because I missed my shift. I missed it because I was in the hospital for food poisoning from the meal I ate at work last night. FML
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Top comments
thrillhouse100 0
ouw that sucks
rllrgrl 0
food poisioning sucks!
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Comments (42)
Lunatik89 0
succs to be you back to milkshakes and protein drinks...I've never had it and hopefully never will
musefan99 0
u are supost to wait a while before u eat ne thing give ur stomach some time that's ur own fault
ellaxd 0
look on the bright side...now you will look great in a bikini!
sourgirl101 29
Yep it probably wasn't food posioning but a need to eat clear broth soups and rice, i think cooked carrots etc... I forgot the exact diet. I rarely get sick.
Shitz_N_Gigglez 0
Irony at it's best.
xXxbluetweetyxXx 0
get well soon :(
dugumit 0
obviously you didn't realise your immune system was still rebuilding itself..
adrifter 0
HAHAHAHA that sucks man. I feel for ya cause the sam thing happened to me, but i still am going to laugh.
chrishaparker 0
stomach flu is almost the same as food poisoning but I hate the feeling of both . I had stomach flu and food poisoning at the same time it felt sooooooo bad :'( next time when you get better don't just jump back to your regular solid food meals. take baby steps or yu might get sick again !!
stacizzle 0
I totally just caught myself Interested in the argument in the comments . but that sucks ass dude.