Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
Today, I was waiting in line to use the bathroom. I complained to the guy next to me about how long the lady was taking. I kept making jokes about it, but he never seemed to laugh. Finally, the door opened and out came a lady in a wheelchair. The guy next to me was her husband. FML
Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML
Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML
Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML
Today, while in a public bathroom, I threw out my back. A stranger had to help me pull up my pants. FML
Today, I had no choice but to use a public bathroom. I have issues going when there are others in the stalls, and apparently another person did as well. We both sat there in silence, waiting stubbornly for the other to give up and leave so we could go. It’s been 20 minutes. FML
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klbrend 0
Oh god. That sucks. Kudos to you for being such a nice person though.
dudemitch 0
ew. you had a choice. the fact that you actually helped probably just guaranteed you a space in heaven. fyl, but your still the nicest person ever.
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itscrazyoutthere 0
What a nice person :) haha kinda sucks though.
Weil 0
#147-What else but stuffing their fat face full of doritos and pork rinds?
surreal 0
ahahaha, that must've sucked so bad
NickelPhosphate 0
Well, at least you did the right thing and there was no one around to watch. I would have probably run out of the bathroom screaming, so kudos!
Anne_Onimus 0
Honestly... this is so ******* rude of you. Her "obese, old-lady ass"? If she knew you were going to be a judgemental jackass while she was OBVIOUSLY having a breakdown about it... I'm sure she would have rather waited for someone who wasn't an asshole to come around. I hope when you're old, you have an obese, old-lady ass too. Jerk.
deathproof_fml 0
You're a braver person than I am.
MissyxVampire 0
Wow, that was extremely nice of you.
SuperSpore 0
#2, FYI, you have to follow god's rules and due what he says, that includes repenting and getting baptized.
cia_rapp 0
Regarding the obese, old-lady ass? Did you seriously have to pull them all the way up? I'm guessing once they were above her knees she was able to finish the deed herself. So, assuming she wasn't wearing a belly shirt, her shirt tail probably covered her, and if you turned your head (respectfully), you didn't even have to see much. The more I think about this, the more I think you only posted it to pat your own damned back. Gee, I hope you don't sprain your own elbow in the process. Get over it!
k10tree 0
Oh man, I feel so bad for you... At least you were a REALLY good person and helped her!