Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to dinner with an amazing guy. At the end he said he had to go to the washroom. 15 min later he was still MIA, so I figured he'd ditched me with the bill. I paid and left. 10 min later he texted me, asking where I was. Turns out he hadn't ditched me. He was having "stomach issues." FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML
Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML
Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML
Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
Today, I was on a first date and tried to playfully flick a fry at him. It missed, hit a waiter in the face, and he dropped an entire tray of drinks onto an elderly couple. My date laughed, then excused himself to the bathroom… and never came back. FML
Today. I went on a date with a really great guy. After the date we went to his place and had drinks in the hottub. I ended up shitting myself. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, my date shat himself. He spent the entire meal pretending nothing had happened. FML
Today, I had my first date in almost four years. Twenty minutes into our dinner date, I excused myself to use the ladies room. When I came back, not only was he gone, but there was also a security guard waiting to walk me out. I still have no clue why he left or why I got kicked out. FML
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Aspen_Grace33 27
Gotta love people without the balls to just tell you when something is bothering them or just not working for them!
seandoc 13
Just like the movies!
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Comments (92)
maddygirl820 10
He could've just gone through the date and told you after it wasn't gonna work out
hells_bells86 9
I'm sorry this happened to you but if he didn't have the balls to let you know that it wasn't working out then he wasn't much of a man to begin with.
mistercrow 9
Some times the restaurant bathrooms are so beautifully designed and the men in there are so nice he just probably didn't want to leave :)
ichliebekekse 11
You seem to really like crows.-.
mistercrow 9
Irrelevant to the post but yes, yes I do like crows. CAW(L) me. Tee heee xDxD
Obey_StudBoii 23
He's not worth it.
carminecris89 13
That sucks, but he did you a favor. You don't want a guy that can't just finish a date out, or tell you the truth, instead of just leaving you to avoid confrontation.
BellaFurfaro 12
******* cowards doing that! You deserve better.
PrettyKookieToo 8
Actually I didn't guess it, you assuming bastard.
kevsandy303 12
Most assholes don't have testicles. At least none I've seen...
Eivana 37
Don't worry too much about it. I know it pisses you off, but... There are better dudes out there. Just be more careful, if you can!
WhyAmUHere 19
I had guessed he was going to turn into Nylarathotep, the Crawling Chaos. Was I still correct?