Today, I went on a date with the hottest guy I've ever met. He is also rich and successful, and would probably be perfect for me, if only he could stop bragging about it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to step out of my comfort zone and go out with a guy who’s not my usual type. He spent the whole date griping and complaining about how women never go for “nice guys” like him. When I pointed out we were currently on a date, he said, “I mean hot girls.” FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I considered a real catch, my potential soulmate even. He ended up telling me about his fetish for "female smells", sang loudly in Italian in a crowded restaurant, and ate most of the food on my plate. Man, fuck dating. FML
Today, I'm dating the perfect guy. He's smart, considerate, charming, funny, good looking and we have a ton of interests in common. He also can't get it up. At all. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
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Today, I realized I have two guys interested in me. One is a boring lump who has a good job and takes me to nice places, and the other is a hilarious hot sexy goofball who can't hold down a job and shamelessly mooches off me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a date. After a wonderful night with a perfect gentleman, he told me how excited he is that he's moving in with his girlfriend next week, and thanked me for reassuring him that he doesn't want anyone but her. FML
Today, a very attractive man asked me out on a date, and I said yes. He is tall, charming and a very good kisser. I'm sure the woman he heavily made out with after I left would agree. FML
Today, I was on a date with a very intelligent and handsome guy. I was so nervous that when he was telling me about his twin sister, I asked him if they were identical twins. FML
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cthulhu1138 1
Being good-looking, rich, and having many achievements tends to raise one's ego. Deal with it or move on.
Sannekee 18
First date? It can be the nerves? Try second date and decide afterwards....
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Comments (232)
Unstoppable15 0
uhmm this isn't even a FML... Wow get over it
Trembelwick 5
Big ego, small dick
Tekeler 3
Hey, flaunt what you got.
Irakli_1 27
GET over it.
carolineaxoxo 1
That's seriously so annoying. Most guys brag way too much, biggest turn off!
Sir_Swaggington 6
Maybe he has a nice, humble business partner lol
fluffywaspluka 7
And four years later, twinkle, Shut up.
uniteandfight 9
I think I mighta seen you at a restraunt...
Canis_Lupus 4
You say he is hot, rich and successful, and that he is perfect for you. Based on that I am going to think you are a bit of a gold digger. YDI.
GnaR_KiLL5150 12
Probably perfect for you based on the good looks and success I assume, sounds like he dodged a bullet if he annoyed you away...