Today, I went on a date for the first time in eight months. He didn't make a move. I then asked if we were on a date. He said, "I don't know, I guess." I can't tell either. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on the best date I've been on in years. Later on, over drinks we get talking and I explain how I came out to my friends and family. When I ask him how he came out, he replies that he isn't gay, and oh, did I think this was a date? FML
Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML
Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I went on my first date in nearly a year. A few minutes into the meal, he called me "scrumptious" and made animal noises for the rest of it. FML
Today, I brought my new boyfriend to dinner with my family. Everything was going smoothly until my dad asked him how long we’d been dating. My boyfriend looked at me, then said, "Uh, I think it's been… four months?" I looked horrified and said, "It's been TWO!" Now I’m wondering if we’re dating or just two confused people stuck in a situationship. FML
Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister and her friends were also at the same restaurant we went to. I decided to ignore them but they didn't. As a joke, they though it would be funny if her friend came up and said, "I had fun last night, we should do it again". My date left. FML
Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
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RedTheSeeNurse 4
He thought you were until you asked, so he got embarrassed and pretended like he didn't know. Obviously
gotbiscuits 0
You think every guy is obliged to make a move on the first date? Sounds like you don't need a date. What you need is a one-night stand. Go to a bar instead. There will be plenty of guys ready to make a move.
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Comments (126)
katesaba1022 0
hmm maybe u should've made a move....YDI
themadamejello 0
i agree! is it always the guy that has to make the move?!?
jess6blondie9 3
Because it's not really classy for the girl to make the move on the first date. It makes it look as though you're too eager and can't wait for him to make it. I know some guys are shy though, but if they really wanted to make the move, they would. After the first date, I think it's cool for the girl to make the moves though.
tiger3110 6
I like it when girls make a move this isn't grade school or the 1800's you want something go for it
afdude87 6
yeah girls can make moves too. lame.
mazzera_fml 7
not classy? pffft i reckon it's great when us girls maje the first move. that's how i got my husband :)
mazzera_fml 7
make*
jess6blondie9 3
Oh really? Did you propose to him then?
RedTheSeeNurse 4
He thought you were until you asked, so he got embarrassed and pretended like he didn't know. Obviously
Mimiroxxi 0
YOU SHOULD HAVE MADE A MOVE YA SILLY GOOSE! :)
techweed 12
you shoulda yelled "I DID HIM"
safwat 0
Tooche
mmmPoptarts 6
Touché* is what I believe you meant, unless you speak a new French-English hybrid language.
SteelCladAngel 0
so you've gotta get some action to make a date official? maybe the guy respects you and doesn't want to seem like a douche by /expecting/ anything physical on the first date... maybe you were so blatantly obvious in your apparent '**** ME' scheme that he was repulsed?? maybe he's not a very physical person.... maybe he expected you to make the move it /is/ ok for the girl to make the first move this really isn't an 'fml' it's more 'ehh*shrug*' than fml
Drigr 9
I don't see this as much of an fml. it probably is more so from his point of view. Today, I was on a date. Nervous, I didn't really make a move. Half way through, she asked me if it was a date.. FML
ceddyz17 10
so make a move then?
sincerely331 0
Why would yu want him to make a move on the first date?
gotbiscuits 0
You think every guy is obliged to make a move on the first date? Sounds like you don't need a date. What you need is a one-night stand. Go to a bar instead. There will be plenty of guys ready to make a move.
FriskyTaco 0
indeed sir
rhpsfan9 10
should have made a move
SirEBC 7
Yo, 31, that's great, but your comment is going to be moderated. PM, bro.
cnicrails 0
your hot chick