Today, I went on a bad first date and the guy was more into it than me. I tried to scare him away by only speaking in robot voice, with robot arms. He thought it was adorable, and told me I reminded him of his mother. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML
Today, on a first date, he told me I look like his ex's mom. FML
Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I got there, I found out that the guy was a ventriloquist and was going to use his puppet to talk to me. FML
Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML
Today, I went on my first date in six years. The guy was unbelievably creepy, and I couldn't wait for it to be over. Right after we finished eating, he told me he loved me, then tried to lean in for a kiss. He looked like he was going to cry when I turned him down. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who said, "Good girl" whenever I said anything that he agreed with. FML
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Top comments
megapeyt 17
You totally deserved it if you actually thought that would work.
unknown_user5566 27
You deserve it. Should've just told him you weren't into him, and asked to part ways.
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Comments (133)
kkrivicky 6
lmfao! now i look like the idiot at her desk snickering in the corner haha I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO SEE THAT! and yes to #119
madfranklin 4
Robot voice and movements....you must be one hot geek jezebel...
RoBi1475 0
This is why a dateing lemon law needs to exist. If you are not into it you should have a certain amount of time to back out with no hard feels.
Deroni76 5
What. The. F**k, OP?!
InfiniIII 6
You kind of... kind of... were a bitch...
Kristoffer 35
Whatever happened to honesty and frankness?
mischiimasch 0
Lol where do you find him in the first place?
D_R_I_C_K 1
Woulda worked on me haha
MakeTodayADTR 20
I'm thinking about getting metal legs, it's a risky operation but it'll totally be worth it. :p
FluffyWizdom 15
ahahaha ! at least he has a good sense of humor :)