Today, I went on a bad first date and the guy was more into it than me. I tried to scare him away by only speaking in robot voice, with robot arms. He thought it was adorable, and told me I reminded him of his mother. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML
Today, on a first date, he told me I look like his ex's mom. FML
Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I got there, I found out that the guy was a ventriloquist and was going to use his puppet to talk to me. FML
Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML
Today, I went on my first date in six years. The guy was unbelievably creepy, and I couldn't wait for it to be over. Right after we finished eating, he told me he loved me, then tried to lean in for a kiss. He looked like he was going to cry when I turned him down. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who said, "Good girl" whenever I said anything that he agreed with. FML
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megapeyt 17
You totally deserved it if you actually thought that would work.
unknown_user5566 27
You deserve it. Should've just told him you weren't into him, and asked to part ways.
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Comments (133)
loserman67 36
Sounds to me like you tried to out Doofus a Doofus. Never, ever challenge a nerd to their own game, you'll only wind up losing. Be honest in all your dealing and you'll never wind up in bed with a guy doing your "robot voice" to help him hit the big "O". ENJOY!
HKCgrimmjow 15
This is awesome :D total win
jhouse070 3
I love you all!
goodgood_fml 5
Next time, focus on having a good time. All of that is up to you, not up to your date. After the meal and movies, tell him thanks for the evening and leave. If he calls again, take his call and tell him you had a great time but you're not interested in pursuing anything romantic. Please use your Business voice so he gets the drift. Let people go, don't let them think they have a chance when they don't.
hunteer9 5
Not sure about most other dudes out there, but if a girl isn't into me I generally understand if they simply tell me so it doesn't bother me and I respect them more for it.
stitesy29 18
That would never work on a guy
jaycooter 0
You totally deserved it. If you weren't feeling a connection you could have and should have said so and left. Passive aggressive behavior will always be called on you OP!!!!! YDI
ohhhsnapple 14
I do understand finding it hard to tell the truth when you knew it would hurt his feelings. I probably would have said I wasn't feeling well, and tell him later if he was persistent. Not saying its right, just don't know if I'd have the guts to say that I don't like him to his face.
ladydragonstars 23
So the date went well then? (/sarcasm)
swagisforchumps 9
Robots are pretty awesome...