Today, I went on a bad first date and the guy was more into it than me. I tried to scare him away by only speaking in robot voice, with robot arms. He thought it was adorable, and told me I reminded him of his mother. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
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megapeyt 17
You totally deserved it if you actually thought that would work.
unknown_user5566 27
You deserve it. Should've just told him you weren't into him, and asked to part ways.
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Comments (133)
lmbachman 23
AHAHAHAHA that's awesome... Don't listen to the negative comments... As long as its harmless, attempted escapes on a first date like this are awesome... It's supposed to be fun!! You rock OP. :)
DocBastard 40
Haha! Yes people are definitely supposed to lie on first dates! It's completely harmless fun, right? Idiot.
Jumpingmal2 7
Doc... My idol
Welshite 40
#38: I agree that people shouldn't lie in a steady dating relationship, as it defeats the purpose of dating. However, I wouldn't expect someone to pour their life story out on a first date, and wouldn't press the issue if something sensitive came out, and my date clammed up. SMALL white lies are fine, in my opinion, especially on first dates. It lets both relax a little and stay away from extremely personal subjects. If there is mutual attraction, well, those subjects can be discussed at a later date.
DatRealAssTruth 3
Well ur jus an asshole den.
olpally 33
Im surprised he even liked that... lol, just Shut-up meg, and tell him you're not interested in him instead of looking like an idiot....idiot.
junkman6 22
How many drinks in were you before the robot idea sounded good? That's usually a good indication of bad idea.
Spectre529 12
There are many ways to scare off someone... And that's is not how you do
RedPillSucks 33
Could have been worse. You could have woken up next to him in the morning, to find out he's coyote ugly.
baconftw 9
That's a bad hint. Just tell him.
darkmis1 18
Why did you go on the date in the first place?
chippa 24
To get to know the guy and see how she likes him. Dating someone doesn't automatically put you into a relationship.
loloalltheway 23
59, your picture confuses me...
gc327072 31
59- but shaking hand-penises does.
rebel_belle1974 5
So? Is there a second date?
ElishaisSexy2016 9
YDI. Some guys like their women a little on the weird side haha
gc327072 31
I said hey babe, talk a walk on the wild side.
ElishaisSexy2016 9
Haha! I like wild sides ;)