Today, I went on a bad first date and the guy was more into it than me. I tried to scare him away by only speaking in robot voice, with robot arms. He thought it was adorable, and told me I reminded him of his mother. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
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megapeyt 17
You totally deserved it if you actually thought that would work.
unknown_user5566 27
You deserve it. Should've just told him you weren't into him, and asked to part ways.
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Comments (133)
gracehi 33
You could have also, oh I don't know, said, "I'm sorry I'm not interested in you."
unknown_user5566 27
14- Exactly... I never understood why people choose to make a fool out of themselves, instead of just being honest. It makes me glad I never had to endure the trial and error dating scene. My now-husband lived down the street from me with his brothers after he came back from the Navy, and I was already friends with them (the brothers). We started dating and never stopped. Yay for simple romance!
drewcat21 0
Just say you're not into him and explain. Guys usually understand direct approaches much more easily than women just being a fool.
PYLrulz 17
Repeat after me OP... This date isn't going all that well. You are a nice guy, but I can't see us working together well, I'm sorry.
MetalMosher665 3
Simpy put, that was the meanest thing I've ever heard someone do and think it is perfectly fine.
rattusrattus 19
His mother was a robot? You were dating a cyborg?! ... Does he have a brother?
RedPillSucks 33
Or his mother was doped up on prosac or Valium.
unknown_user5566 27
Robots are awesome. What were you thinking?
feldco1 17
Being honest would have saved you a bunch of embarrassment.
fadingaway 17
YDI. If it's not going to work out, why not just tell him straight?
bach2121 13
Was it that bad? He doesn't even deserve a chance? I never thought I'd end up dating my current boyfriend and things are going swimmingly!
luna2152 3
Honesty is the best policy in a relationship, and this is a perfect example of why that is true.