Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend went into great detail over the Tiffany's jewelry he painstakingly selected for his previous girlfriends on their birthday. I got hand towels. In powder blue. From Target. FML
Today, I went to Tiffany's to exchange a bracelet my boyfriend had given me for our year anniversary. It was the first gift that he actually spent money on me for. The sales lady then told me that the bracelet was not a real Tiffany's item. FML
Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's house. As we left to go out, he slipped me a Tiffany box and said he wanted me to open it in private. Flushed and excited, I open it to find a Ziploc bag filled with hair. It was thd mustache I'd been begging him to shave for months. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a beautiful pair of very expensive diamond earrings, along with a card that read, "To my beautiful brown eyed Princess." My ears aren't pierced, and my eyes are green. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd drive me to the jeweler's to pick out a ring. We drove there, I picked the ring, and the sales person rang it up. I glanced at my boyfriend, only for him to reply, "Well don't look at me!" FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
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Top comments
Drigr 9
I'm sorry your boyfriend fulled a romantic gesture and you're being a bitch crying about it on FML, OP.
21jason 9
Does price really matter?? At least he got you something
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Comments (249)
nasaboyinspace 14
some people have to work for their money and dont make much so they dont have a lot to spend on materialistic bitches
flutter4 7
Any gift should be special no matter where it is from or what the price is.
freedomofmusic 12
Definitely break up with him. He's such an asshole because he can't afford Tiffany's. /sarcasm
numbersystem 4
Sheesh calm down
StayClassyLassy 6
Be grateful that you boyfriend made the effort to buy you a nice pair of earrings. On top of that he even cared enough to put in a Tiffany's box (he could of just used some cheap box). And here you are whining that you didn't get expensive earrings. I bet the earrings you got are pretty, and that matters more than the price.
bethwoodfin 0
What bitch planet do you hail from? He tried, is that not enough for you?
tinkrocks98 6
Stop bitching . At least he got you something.
SanchoClaus25 6
Isn't it the thought that counts?? I mean you didn't mention that you had got him anything right?
iLoveTo69Bitches 0
Stupid bitch
grannygruber 6
What's with chicks and expensive jewelry? I would far rather my man spends money on something that matters and is useful. Flowers and jewelry are a waste! FHL for you crying about it on FML!