Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend went into great detail over the Tiffany's jewelry he painstakingly selected for his previous girlfriends on their birthday. I got hand towels. In powder blue. From Target. FML
Today, I went to Tiffany's to exchange a bracelet my boyfriend had given me for our year anniversary. It was the first gift that he actually spent money on me for. The sales lady then told me that the bracelet was not a real Tiffany's item. FML
Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's house. As we left to go out, he slipped me a Tiffany box and said he wanted me to open it in private. Flushed and excited, I open it to find a Ziploc bag filled with hair. It was thd mustache I'd been begging him to shave for months. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a beautiful pair of very expensive diamond earrings, along with a card that read, "To my beautiful brown eyed Princess." My ears aren't pierced, and my eyes are green. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd drive me to the jeweler's to pick out a ring. We drove there, I picked the ring, and the sales person rang it up. I glanced at my boyfriend, only for him to reply, "Well don't look at me!" FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
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Top comments
Drigr 9
I'm sorry your boyfriend fulled a romantic gesture and you're being a bitch crying about it on FML, OP.
21jason 9
Does price really matter?? At least he got you something
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Comments (249)
tehdarkness 21
Why would you go into hysterics!? Calm down, bro.
lovebeecharmer 6
I feel ya hun...
cheekyandsneaky 2
The man isnt rich.. He did something nice.. Stop ur complaining..
allskollfukurmom 2
I agree with 1 I'm sorry your being an unappreciative bitch about it, it's girls like you that make guys like me not buy you shit because it's not "good enough"
mccoole727 13
Its not that she was being unappreciative, when you expect something great and it turns out to be just plain. Like my 16th birthday, i expected something awesome, instead, my grandfather died...
irishbohemian 0
If your the type of girl who needs it in a Tiffany's box, then **** your boyfriends life.
danz1010 1
Think outside the box.
droln4maltesers 8
Sorry sweetie this is what happens when you assume! My boyfriend bought me a nice ring from Tiffany's and though we both know we are going to marry each other I didn't assume it was an engagement ring.
eccentrix 12
So Tiffany's is a place to buy engagement rings and breakfast and nothing else?
linkinpark98 24
It's the thought that counts :D
irtlw 1
I don't think she was disappointed because it wasn't actually from Tiffany's. She probably thought it was an engagement ring