Today, I went into a restaurant and sat at a bar near three guys who appeared to be 19 or 20. They did not acknowledge me. 15 minutes later, my burger arrived. They all ran over to ask me about it. I haven't been hit on in months. My cheeseburger is more attractive to men than I am. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML
Today, I waited tables for the first time at my new restaurant job. I asked a group of older men what they would like. One replied, "A slice of that ass". I'm 19 and a guy. FML
Today, I went out to a bar with some of my friends. They're all in committed relationships, but every single one of them got hit on. I'm single, and yet again, nobody even said hi to me. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML
Today, I was in McDonald's with some friends. When I got up to the register to order, the guy there appeared startled by me, and said, "Whoa, you're really pretty." No one has ever said anything like that to me before. When I told my friends, they laughed and said, "Wow. He must have been drunk." FML
Today, a man from across the bar looked at me, pointed, and said "MMMM, now THAT'S what I want." Offended, I confronted him to tell him I felt disrespected by him referring to me as 'that.' Turns out, he was pointing to the cheeseburger that the waitress behind me was holding. FML
Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML
Today, I went out to eat with my girlfriend. The waiter came up and was being nice. He said, "What can I get you two gentlemen?" FML
Today, at my job as a cocktail server in a bar, a group of good looking ladies sat in my section. As I was finishing up with the table next to them I overheard one of them saying, "I hope we don't get that guy, I want a sexy waiter tonight." FML
Today, I went to Hooters for lunch. My food was brought to me by a man. FML
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shiroun 0
"Hey baby, when wanna play titanic?" "how do you play?" "When i say iceberg, you go down. Ready? Iceberg" -Girl goes down- -men steal burger and run-
djb23 0
maybe if you ate less cheeseburgers you'd get hit on more..
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Comments (122)
RaspberryBerret 0
all that's coming to my mind is that veggie tales song. "cus you're his cheeseburger, his previous cheeseburger..." yeaaa...>
onlycusimbored 0
Fag
andrewms 0
19 or 20 seated AT the bar... what kind of place is that? guys even at that age have no self esteem or skills with chatting to strangers, maybe they used your tasty-looking burger as leverage?
eve09 0
maybe stop eating so many burgers and they might hit on you more
officechair 0
sitting alone... at a bar... eating a cheeseburger. cute girls just dont do that !
kytzackh 0
Mmmmmmm! Cheeeseburgeeer! *drools*
unsafe_fml 0
:c
Sucks2beYouxD 0
Having too high self-esteem?
sufferInSilence 0
hahaha...ok this is bloody hilarious but did it ever occur to you that maybe they waitied for your burger to arrive just so that they could use it as a topic of discussion??
sufferInSilence 0
haha!! that's funny. did it ever occur to you that maybe they just waited for the burger to arrive to use it as a topic of discussion?
Indiana_fml 4
Cheezburgers ar blessins frum Ceiling Cat! As devoted followers, of course they were more interested in it :)
Assassin4than 0
Ceiling Cat is truly an angel. now we can all has cheezburgers