Today, I went into a restaurant and sat at a bar near three guys who appeared to be 19 or 20. They did not acknowledge me. 15 minutes later, my burger arrived. They all ran over to ask me about it. I haven't been hit on in months. My cheeseburger is more attractive to men than I am. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML
Today, I waited tables for the first time at my new restaurant job. I asked a group of older men what they would like. One replied, "A slice of that ass". I'm 19 and a guy. FML
Today, I went out to a bar with some of my friends. They're all in committed relationships, but every single one of them got hit on. I'm single, and yet again, nobody even said hi to me. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML
Today, I was in McDonald's with some friends. When I got up to the register to order, the guy there appeared startled by me, and said, "Whoa, you're really pretty." No one has ever said anything like that to me before. When I told my friends, they laughed and said, "Wow. He must have been drunk." FML
Today, a man from across the bar looked at me, pointed, and said "MMMM, now THAT'S what I want." Offended, I confronted him to tell him I felt disrespected by him referring to me as 'that.' Turns out, he was pointing to the cheeseburger that the waitress behind me was holding. FML
Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML
Today, I went out to eat with my girlfriend. The waiter came up and was being nice. He said, "What can I get you two gentlemen?" FML
Today, at my job as a cocktail server in a bar, a group of good looking ladies sat in my section. As I was finishing up with the table next to them I overheard one of them saying, "I hope we don't get that guy, I want a sexy waiter tonight." FML
Today, I went to Hooters for lunch. My food was brought to me by a man. FML
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shiroun 0
"Hey baby, when wanna play titanic?" "how do you play?" "When i say iceberg, you go down. Ready? Iceberg" -Girl goes down- -men steal burger and run-
djb23 0
maybe if you ate less cheeseburgers you'd get hit on more..
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Comments (122)
Whatevers_clever 0
lol thats funny, sucks tho :P
Noire_ 0
Lmao! That's hilarious, but don't worry, someone'll hit on you soon :P
S01iDuS 0
I was one of the guys and I briskly walked up to this gorgeous women and said... "I can haz cheezburger?"
MoobyTheCow 2
@ #30 and #58: Thumbs down for not knowing how to use a reply link.
Ox_Baker 0
#87, thumbs down for not figuring out that people reply to the first comment so that their comments will be above all the others.
dikinass 0
@Noire_ You should hit on ****.
yabrett 0
In absolutely no way is this an FML, a lot of guys won't hit on a girl unless they have an opening line, u said these guys looked like they were 19-20..meaning they probably don't have much experience picking up girls at a bar, they saw the cheeseburger and thought they could 'open' with it. Not very smoothe obviously, but they're young..I used to try to talk to girls using stupid opening lines like that when I was younger. Not an FML, just guys trying to hit on you..what are you complaining about?
mister_moops 0
or maybe it looked good and they wanted to know what kind of burger to order.
buckweat420 0
This is impossible, I don't care how ugly the chick is she is still getting hit on. Dudes are desperate and will do anything to increase the potential of us getting ass. Trust me, I am one.
RckRagman 9
Totally agree with this comment....They just waited for something to use as an opening line.
log1k 3
oh noes! some guys didn't hit on you! big enough ego? get over yourself.
spoo 24
sorry 110, they should have come over 15 minutes earlier, pointed to random parts of the OP's anatomy and asked "Is that any good, can I have a bite?". I hear women, especially feminists, find it quite flattering. OP YDI, they are giving you attention, and people don't normally introduce themselves to ask about your food..
PimpinPenguin 0
Im with those guys i mean look at it this way Burger:tastes good, dosnt complain, can have sex with and leave, instant, gives you energy on, silent You(all women):Tastes bad, nags, must cuddle after sex, have to work on, must use energy for, loud Pretty open and shut if you ask me
llcooljoey 0
well it's hard to compete with a tasty meal
amerrah 4
Aha. You suck.
starberries 0
#133, that's not true. I used to work at a bar and I've seen chicks not getting hit on.
cuterthanuthink 0
aww LOL that sucks
upyourzlolz 11
the hell is this? a taco bell commercial?
hellojpg 0
that doesn't suck; the FML is the ops inability to judge social situations. a girl at a table alone is usually waiting for someone else. maybe they didn't want to risk running into ur boyfriend.
Fisheyy 0
LOL its gonna be alright. its gonna be allllllright. -patpat-
_IronMan_ 0
Hahaha. That's sucks bad. You should have seduced them lol. Just kidding
Imawhalerider 0
then slide hand twords the burger and take it
shiroun 0
"Hey baby, when wanna play titanic?" "how do you play?" "When i say iceberg, you go down. Ready? Iceberg" -Girl goes down- -men steal burger and run-
psyx 0
Win.
8trickster8 0
Holy shit, best comment ever.
insert_name 0
HAHAHAHA omg, pure genius!
VanApplez 0
hahahaha.
Intoxicunt 6
"When I say 'iceberg' you go down"? WIN. If I were a guy, I would try that one a dumb girl. "We're playing Titanic, you HAVE to go down."
Indiana_fml 4
*LMAO* I'd love to see this comment illustrated XD So random!
ilg4evr 0
Well, don't men like to see girls eat a real meal? Of course, being a girl, I have no idea if that's true or just some myth. Use it as a conversation starter anyway! And if it goes nowhere from there...well, at least you got your burger lol. Also, did you ever think that maybe they already had girlfriends and therefore didn't think to hit on you...?
djb23 0
maybe if you ate less cheeseburgers you'd get hit on more..
Jankae 0
It means he would say the same comment..
DutchGunner21 0
no. Fyour username
inbloom_fml 0
this is exactly what i was thinking. rather than sit around eating cheeseburgers and waiting for men to hit on her, she should get off her fat ass and go to the gym.
LeftyGetsItDone 0
#4.......try again
Seti_fml 0
well how was the cheeseburger? it must have been pretty amazing to get strangers to walk up to you and ask you about it.
DuhthatsObvious 0
I think you should stop eating cheeseburgers.
gene818 13
maybe you've been eating a little to much since u havent been hit on for months