Today, I went for a soak in a mineral hot pool to relax after a stressful day teaching middle school. There were 120 middle schoolers there on a school trip. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year-old boy. Three times. FML
Today, I had a stressful day at work and decided to go in the jacuzzi. I hadn't used it for a year, so it was a little dirty. After I cleaned it, filled it up, and jumped in, I pressed the jets. Immediately, thousands of dead moths shot out at full speed towards me. FML
Today, after an extremely stressful day, I took a hot bath when I got home. I used my little sister's bubble bath to make it more enjoyable and relaxing. I then broke out in hives. I guess I'm allergic to bubble bath. FML
Today, I went to get a nice, relaxing hot stone massage. Instead I got second degree burns on my legs. FML
Today, I was teaching swimming. A small boy said his stomach hurt, so I placed him on my back and carried him to the main building where he could lay down. He then jumped off my back and ran back towards the beach because 'he felt better'. I had explosive diarrhea all over my back. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing bubble bath in my jacuzzi. I poured in the bubbles, turned on the jets, and got in. I realized too late that the jets had caused the bubbles to overflow and had made a huge mess in my bathroom. Relaxing, indeed. FML
Today, a riot broke out while I was on shift at the community swimming pool. A family snuck in soap so they could use the pool as a giant bath tub. FML
Today, after two years of vigorously fundraising on behalf of my senior class, they voted on spending the senior trip money at a waterpark. It's less than thirty minutes from where we all live. FML
Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML
Today, it's the first day of a long-needed vacation after weeks of stress and overtime. I'm having such intense period cramps, I'm bathed in sweat. FML
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pjsr 33
Soaking in irony, and probably a lot of sweat and hormones too.
Emma1562 35
Oh the irony
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Comments (70)
fpants2010 18
I give you all the credit in the world for being a teacher! It's such a tough and usually underappreciated job. You should treat yourself to more than just the bath!!
Richard6036 13
Alanis Morrissette said it best isn't it ironic don't you think
kat1234321 14
In New Zealand we don't call it 'middle school'. I'm guessing OP is referring to intermediate school
icais 5
I've lived in New Zealand all my life. I went to "middle school" it just means they teach year 7 through to year 10.
imStoneCold 7
I have also lived in New Zealand my whole life. Never have I encountered someone that calls it 'middle school' before.
Sora_McKain 36
I live in the US and I have always known them as elementary, middle, and high schools. I often run across people (other Americans even) who ask which primary school I went to, where is such-and-such transfer school and a few others I don't remember. I have no idea what those type of schools would be translated to in my way of speaking. Keep in mind that I live in a small town with only three elementary schools, three middle schools, and four high school. (Well there is also a preparatory school and a few private schools but I think that's a bit off topic. Like I am, right now. Ok, I'm done)
The_Sadist 13
You have my sincerest, deepest, sympathies.
shortcake18 15
There is no escape sorry op
EarlFug 19
Sorry about your stressful day. I'm sure the firefighters were just as upset how busy the mineral pool was.
mliajkfml 15
FYL, but TLIA.
Kaaikey 2
Waiwera. My kid went. :) Sorry OP
funandfancyfree5 8
How's that bad?
imStoneCold 7
The best school trip I have been on is when the train caught fire... and that was boring..