Today, my daughter asked me if we could adopt a child. I said no, since we can't afford to support another child. She then asked me if she could just adopt another dad instead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 8 year-old adopted daughter told me she wants me to take her back so another family can adopt her because I don't give her enough toys. FML
Today, I asked my foster parents to adopt me. They said no because my dad's getting out of prison soon. FML
Today, my wife and I have been fighting, and she's threatening divorce. Why? Because I don't want to have a second kid. We cannot afford another one. FML
Today, I was talking to my mum about how I'd quite like to have kids someday. She responded: "Well, nowadays they let singles adopt as well, don't they?" FML
Today, I'm in the process of adopting a child. When I called my mom to tell her the news, she just said, "Oh honey, don't adopt, it's the worst decision you'll ever make." I'm adopted. FML
Today, while driving my kids to school, my son said, "Why don't you find another place to live, so we can just live with daddy?" Then my daughter added, "Yeah, 'cause we LOVE Daddy." FML
Today, my daughter told me she never wants to see me again because I had an abortion. She wanted me to have the baby and then give it to her so she could raise it as hers. FML
Today, my son broke up with his girlfriend. When I asked why, he said, "Because I found out she's adopted. Ugh. I just can't with that, y'know?" Never before have I ever felt the desire to disown one of my kids. It's not a pleasant feeling. FML
Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML
Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
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NotCharlieRost 15
Your child has some sass
turdoblast 21
doesn't sound like sass to me lol maybe the kid thought another dad equals more income so they can afford to adopt a child lol?
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Comments (66)
NotCharlieRost 15
Your child has some sass
kayayye 22
damn
corky1992 33
Lol that's kind of funny.
emmeelgee 10
Hey, at least you know you're child will grow up to reply with some witty-ass comebacks.
singer0421 32
Sorry, but *your
enginsteve 17
Sorry 33, but that is not a proper sentence.
turdoblast 21
doesn't sound like sass to me lol maybe the kid thought another dad equals more income so they can afford to adopt a child lol?
derangedplanet 23
That's what I was thinking. that or that another dad is about equivalent to another kid but also provides income
GeorgiaBea 28
I thought the same thing... Since dad may be the breadwinner it would makes sense that she figures double dads means double income...
enginsteve 17
I had a lot of ex girlfriends you felt the same way.
exos_blackpearl 10
Jhope!!!!! BTS fans UNITE!!!
organizse 28
Why stop there? Why not adopt another mother and then another child and another set of grandparents, and so on.
Xobubblyxo 23
If a toy isn't fun anymore, throw it away. If your dad isn't fun anymore, get a new one!
lahutchins 23
Rules of the "cool" parent and the other is the automatic "bad" parent. She'll come around.
Dick_diamond 22
Smart kid
benedictjongoh 10
tell her you could adopt a child, and she would take your daughter place, see how she react