Today, I went bra shopping with my mother. She insisted that I try on a bunch of push-up bras, and I told her I didn't want to, because it's false advertising. She looked at me and said that I need all the help I can get. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML
Today, a customer told my boss I was too pushy because I asked her what bra size she wears. I work at a lingerie store. I got a stern lecture from my boss. FML
Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with my mom, she told me that I looked fat and awful in the dress I liked. When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind my back. FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
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perdix 31
You're beautiful just the way you are. Remind your mom that you have a magnificent ass. (I hope my "sensitive male" comments help me get laid;) )
ALlamaOnFire 20
Just stick to your beliefs and you'll get a guy who like you without the pushup bra:)
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Comments (161)
nvo 6
Stay true to yourself! You are spot on, and your mom is wrong. Even the smallest breasts can be very sexy when your carry them along with the right attitude. Very flirty, and don't need much lifting to stay in place. Also, there are lots of guys who prefer smaller breasts and you want to attract those - not the big'uns fetishists!
jay_z_93 2
I have small boobs and, due to the teasing I got in high school, I'm very self conscious about it. I buy push ups just to make me feel better about it. it's not like you're adding two cup sizes; you're just pushing them up a bit.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Moms can be brutal like that. My mom has told me on several occasions that I don't need to wear a bra. I tried on a push-up bra recently and it did nothing for me-- no cleavage.
Sakura11101 4
My mom did that to me. She also told me I didn't need a bra; I had to convince her to let me get one. She also would tell me I needed to loose weight when I was in elementary school. I feel your pain, OP.
lovepandorasaver 11
Nothing wrong with false advertising, 99% of people will never know it is, minus your bf or partners.
HeartOfLead 24
Honesty, is better than disappointment.
Bebbo_fml 21
I love wearing push-ups because the padding does not irritate my skin.
Whitetommy 8
i get really really disappointed when i found out it's a push-up bra in some cases. it's not fair!
Dashelle 25
It's sad that you think your body is an advertisement.