Today, I went bra shopping with my mother. She insisted that I try on a bunch of push-up bras, and I told her I didn't want to, because it's false advertising. She looked at me and said that I need all the help I can get. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML
Today, a customer told my boss I was too pushy because I asked her what bra size she wears. I work at a lingerie store. I got a stern lecture from my boss. FML
Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with my mom, she told me that I looked fat and awful in the dress I liked. When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind my back. FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
You're beautiful just the way you are. Remind your mom that you have a magnificent ass. (I hope my "sensitive male" comments help me get laid;) )
ALlamaOnFire 20
Just stick to your beliefs and you'll get a guy who like you without the pushup bra:)
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Comments (161)
HannaMarie95 0
Dude I would love to have your mom..
phatdaddy62 23
Shoot, I might wanna 'have' her mom too!
ihaveFMLfeverr 5
Sounds like something my mom would say to me
bridgetD14 4
Hey at least your mom will buy you push ups.
Namenlos_fml 20
Good thing she didn't look at anyone else and say that. That would have been both insulting and embarrassing.
DieInYourArms 0
Honestly I'm embarrassed to look a lot girls, looking like 10 year olds who haven't hit puberty *smh* I'm 17 and look my age and have nice big boobs.(: as shallow as it sounds boobs make the girls. I'm bi more lez and girls with big boobs holy mofo yes! Kim kardashian Katy perry!
DjeePee 25
So, you're embarassed because some girls don't reach your holo mofo yes-stadium, something they are unable to control? If there is anything to be ashamed of, it's your mentality.
DieInYourArms 0
Breast implants were made for a reason(:
gracevet88 0
My mammaw (grandma) buys me belly shirts
dsl1123 8
If a guy judges you on your body features and not who you are then your better off not getting involved with anyway.
Mikep976 4
It's true that is false advertising.
tmcclara15 9
Perhaps your mom should get a push-up personality?
MyNameIsTatum 0
I know how you feel. My mom is like that too :P