Today, I went bra shopping with my mother. She insisted that I try on a bunch of push-up bras, and I told her I didn't want to, because it's false advertising. She looked at me and said that I need all the help I can get. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML
Today, a customer told my boss I was too pushy because I asked her what bra size she wears. I work at a lingerie store. I got a stern lecture from my boss. FML
Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with my mom, she told me that I looked fat and awful in the dress I liked. When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind my back. FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
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perdix 31
You're beautiful just the way you are. Remind your mom that you have a magnificent ass. (I hope my "sensitive male" comments help me get laid;) )
ALlamaOnFire 20
Just stick to your beliefs and you'll get a guy who like you without the pushup bra:)
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Comments (161)
Mauskau 36
I'm a 34DD on my right and a D on my left and still wear push up bras but only with a small push up. My left boob is a whole cup size smaller so I feel more comfortable knowing that they look nearer the same size than they do usually. Obviously I don't mind my boyfriend seeing though :)
totheforest84 4
You are right, your mom is wrong. I say it and the chicken cutlet things are false advertising. Find a guy that likes yours. I'm a D cup man myself but I have a few friends that think anything larger than a B is a waste. All about preference. That's why we have variety.
dancer4moon 8
My Mom does the same thing to me sometimes but instead she insists I Need them and then I don't
Kristoffer 35
Some guys don't like gigantic boobs. Personally I find overly large boobs a turn-off, and of course there's also the health implications, namely back problems, that come with large breasts.
15young15 11
If your nearly flat chested I'd take the push up bra.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
I don't have any boobies either. Don't feel bad.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Join the Itty Bitty Titty Committee. I'm the president.
numbersystem 4
A mouthful is a feast
stfuNOWplease 6
Anything more is a waste
GripItRight 10
I bet your mom was just saying small talk and not specifically about you.
xgetxbentx 13
I don't get why people say push up bras are false advertising.... I wear them, they just give your boobs a nicer shape and more lift, they don't really make them look significantly bigger than they do without a bra. The main point of a bra is so your boobs look perky, a push up bra just adds that extra umph that they sometimes need to make your cleavage look right. That being said, you should just get what your comfortable in, there's nothing wrong with trying one though, if you don't like it, you don't have to get it, but who knows, maybe you will. I personally find that my boobs look closer to the reality in a push up bra, but that's just how I'm shaped.
edgar6969 2
Nice picture