Today, I went bra shopping with my mother. She insisted that I try on a bunch of push-up bras, and I told her I didn't want to, because it's false advertising. She looked at me and said that I need all the help I can get. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML
Today, a customer told my boss I was too pushy because I asked her what bra size she wears. I work at a lingerie store. I got a stern lecture from my boss. FML
Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with my mom, she told me that I looked fat and awful in the dress I liked. When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind my back. FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
You're beautiful just the way you are. Remind your mom that you have a magnificent ass. (I hope my "sensitive male" comments help me get laid;) )
ALlamaOnFire 20
Just stick to your beliefs and you'll get a guy who like you without the pushup bra:)
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Comments (161)
dellis44 7
us guys like false advertising.
yoursucklives 36
so you like it when you bring a girl home, take off her bra, and she suddenly doesn't have **** anymore?
42istheanswer 27
Only for checking girls out, but its usually those girls who are to shallow to hang out with. Besides don't you wanna know what your getting if you decide to take it past just checking her out
dellis44 7
I obviously meant for looking. If I'm actually interested, then I could care less.
saksxalmo 20
*couldn't care less
ThurnisHaleyG 4
I personally like small boobs, the huge ones scare me.
phatdaddy62 23
Yeaaa, I hate it when they slap me in the face. It's SO scary!
Rocky007 15
Listen to your mother. Life is about presentation and image.
krbrts88 4
Well I wear a push up bra... And I am not out looking for any attention it makes me feel good..most guys don't care... Especially if your bout to have sex they focused on what's between your legs
carilandaohyeah 4
Ydi for not having booobs.
greatdanen 6
all girls should have a mom like that. If you dislike you must have small saggy ****
lalop 1
Pfft this is a non issue! There are bigger problems in life that you can "take a stand" on. But hey, great post lol
130276 4
it's just a push up bra...not fake boobs. You're just taking what you have and making it look better, which is exactly what girls do with makeup. Maybe the mother said that because she was tired of her daughter bitching?
mimmeeshindo 3
I wear push up bras. I don't do it to attract men, because I'm a lesbian. I have E cup breasts, and wear push up bras so that my **** aren't sagging. It makes me feel good. It's not false advertising. It just gathers up what I have. And my "kitty" is very tight, thank you very much.
TechFire 25
E-cup lesbian? Pics or it didn't happen.
ohreallynow1992 3
I was about to say something similar! I'm a D and I wear them just to keep 'em where they should be
PegstarrrXD 4
Plenty of guys like girls who need push up bras, and the ones that dont arent worth your time.
Swiko 11
Uhh, not true.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Don't speak for all guys.