Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.
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xfyre 11
get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!
Yngve_fml 9
1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.
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bigmike09 4
Beat his ass or spray them with the hose
OfficeNinja 5
collect the shit, and plop it down on his doorstep. or hide a few fresh piles by the drivers side of his car, so it gets stepped. in tomorrow morning. videotape the offense in action first, always CYA!
karmicsamadi86 9
311 dude, that's all.
MatGag17895 11
Can't you sue him for what he does? According to the law he's not supposed to make his dogs crap in your yard. Plus, you have a lot of evidence to prove what he did. Except if you also have animals.
Jasonf6 0
Call by-law services, take pics and videos and then sue the **** out of him.
PuffPuffPass69 7
here's an idea. stop being a pussy, watching dogs shit on your lawn and do something about it.
thaginger15 2
Where u live, if it's in Texas, shoot his ass
luckoirish14 6
Hot pepper... Cayenne or something like that in the grass, when they go to sniff it it will burn... Problem solved
balzackgoo 3
Cayenne Pepper!! Sprinkle your yard with the pepper, aint a dog alive that doesn't sniff before they do their business.
xlibra259x 0
that's so not cool.. sorry 'bout that. I think u file a report and have them fined... u should so do that! teach him a lesson!! lol