Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.
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xfyre 11
get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!
Yngve_fml 9
1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.
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terraeclipse 5
File a complaint with the police. In many states it's actually illegal to NOT pick up the dog poo. Obviously he doesn't give a shit about you, so why should you care if he gets fined? :P
Connandgeese 1
Have you tried actually talking to him about it?
jhnnyd96 0
Its moments like this that I feel violence is a reasonable solution.
ExtraCrispy95 0
Go over to his house and take a shit on his doorstep
sherryl_fml 0
Lol
pinkredneck30 2
Electric fence!!!!!!
doolflex 1
DO IT
cubancgar 0
Yea dude call the city on his ass, or if they are outside dogs, go to the gate that keeps them locked up and open it so they can get out then call the pound.
Eli_Rosario_ 6
Bruh... Kill those dogs -_-
MarlaSurette1 0
a fence...