Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.
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xfyre 11
get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!
Yngve_fml 9
1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.
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goneblue 3
Call the police idiot. Deserved
pplkillr 0
wait for him with a baseball bat. like i did. just dont get fined for it. like i did.
princesskatiemae 0
Ydi for using the terms "piss pipes" and "poop chutes". Loser
kylekrank 0
Put up a sign sayin this yard is monitored by video and tape it and make him lay new sod in the yard where his dogs were ******** or just shoot the dogs
CaptainCats 14
This happened to me recently.. I complained to the landlord and threatened to call animal control, and they told me to put up a fence. Maybe think about that? Don't be so passive. Also if you get evidence you can have him fined.
ThatEnglishGuy 7
I would say that sucks, but YDI for using the phrases "piss-pipes" and "poop-chutes." Are you eleven, or just kind of special?
cr4nky_panda 2
Scoop them up and leave them on your neighbors door step.
manudumone 0
Buy some firecrackers and throw them near the guy. Or, buy a gun.
chrisjvanover 0
Put up a no trespassing sign and record him, then call the cops on the asshole!
kmccarthy 0
put a fence up