Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.
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xfyre 11
get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!
Yngve_fml 9
1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.
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MystiMayhem 0
Put up a sign that says "your dog ***** in my yard, I'll shit in yours"
Liz321 2
PEPPER!!! Put pepper on your lawn. I've been told that they don't pee where there's pepper. Good luck!
GoArmy6624 7
Pick them up and put it all in his mail box. Then get an air rifle and tag your neighbor in the ass when he brings the dog over.
KickAssFighter 1
Go piss and crap on his lawn, then we'll see how he likes it!
datguyuno 5
Super soaker?
laideehawk 6
I can't imagine why you don't do something about it instead of standing there doing nothing. If it keeps happening, then ydi!
Reaperonin 1
Try a paintball gun. If it doesn't work on the dog, try the owner.
Reaperonin 1
457 is the best answer.. by far.
juventis 16
Take a video of it, report it to the police and use the video as evidence.
OhJohnNo 1
Actual landmines sounds good.