Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.
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xfyre 11
get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!
Yngve_fml 9
1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.
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dannylost521 0
Get a gun :D
salvation56 0
spray some type of chemical that's hazzardus
1himfan666 0
Put up a chain link fence and tell ur neighbour that u have had enough
Bless23 0
Gather the dog crap in a bag and set it on fire and toss it into his car.
ogplusog 4
Step 1: Buy a paintball gun Step 2: Catching the perp in the act again, spray the vicinity with warning shots Step 3: ????????? Step 4: Go paintballing
VirgilLovesYou 0
Build a shit-a-pult. Maliciously add dog feces to it daily, then after a month, add a little water, some heat so it gets nice and gooey...then SPLAT! launch it at his face.
Crichton55 4
Do it ******
Damion_Laverne 6
Scatter grapes all over the yard; if the dog is lucky enough to eat them, it'll get kidney failure and most likely DIE. Then you won't have to worry about it crapping in your yard again.
doctorturkleton 0
accidentally run over his dog and by accidentally I mean repeatedly and by dog I mean son
JustTemporary 24
Why has no one suggested (well what I read anyway) to build a fence around the yard and then put the dog crap in something and set it on fire?!