Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.
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xfyre 11
get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!
Yngve_fml 9
1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.
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gorgeousnightmar 0
Put up a fence.
plumpan 0
Capture them on film and press charges!!! That was what i did when mmy mail started smelling from al the poo-bags they left in the mailbox......
phatdaddy62 23
Dog snax with benadryl hidden inside!
dgod5894 0
go with the land mines!
fileww993 0
Buy sprinklers that are easy to hide and find a way to activate them inside your house so you can surprise them in the act
zombiekitten87 12
Piss-pipes???? Poop-chutes???? Dog logs???? What the hell is wrong with you? That was like a very vulgar Dr. Seuss story...
pal_in_d_rome 2
One word ... " Fence " ?
AcidLacedBong 5
Fence.... Yes I think so
Sigh907 10
Punji pit trap... that'll learn 'em!
lemon_aids 0
There was a movie with Jim carrey in it that he finally got fed up with his neighbors dog going on his lawn that one day he took a dump on his neighbors lawn. Funny, but probably illegal.