Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.
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xfyre 11
get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!
Yngve_fml 9
1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.
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AaronSanchez1969 4
Kill the dogs
Sunshyne_Daedree 0
Make a minefield on his lawn. Yourself.
poparajasmin 2
I`d go for landmines for sure, but than again id make sure that your neighbour steps on one first before dog does.
korrupt777 1
I would install tripwire with fishing line and little stakes so he falls into the stuff he been leaving on your lawn. Or you could just tell him to keep off your property
dsteven6 0
How bout call the police? It is an offense he can get fined for after all
megz21 0
Build a fence?
sevenfold97 0
Shoot them.
valleyshooter 8
shovel it onto the owners house.
Stumblebum30 5
How about you go over and talk to him like an adult?
niyah4sho 11
Go for it