Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.
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xfyre 11
get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!
Yngve_fml 9
1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.
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shazza93 0
Go dump them on his lawn?
cupcakes729 7
Buy a fence.
Somulous 4
If I were you i'd cover the dog crap in bacon grease, everytime the dog comes to crap in your yard, he will clean up all the old crap, If the owner is smart enought to realize the dog shouldnt eat his own crap, he will take him somewhere else.
ManicGypsy 22
Check your city's trespassing laws. Put up "No Trespassing" signs in accordance to your laws. If he steps foot on your property, call the cops or if legal in your area shoot to kill and say you were defending your property.
Halli1983 0
If you're from Arkansas (I am as well) there is this ordinance called a Nuisance ordinance (I know because we called the cops on a dog). As a citizen you have the right to clean yard. You can call the cops and take them to court, they will be issued a citation. However, of you have a dog expect retaliation...
WhatWhatInTheBut_fml 5
Pick it up and go to his house and smear it on his windows
61corvett 3
get a powerful airsoft gun
b1gphil 6
why dont you just actually tell him to **** off
BellaBoo8275 1
Ya, he never said anything about hating the dog
malakas_fml 0
try leaving your own landmine on his yard and see what happens