Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.
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xfyre 11
get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!
Yngve_fml 9
1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.
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1021_duck 2
deliver it right back to him !!!!
skyiscool 0
Im not sure that that would be illegal... Just saying
stancesil80 0
Kill the dogs or tell the guy to **** off. Simple don't be a pussy
ArmoredDuckling 0
I say do it.
skokob 7
Yah it's called a paint ball gun! Aim and fire!!!!
sweetheartxoxo88 7
You should get out a shovel and leave him a nice surprise on his front porch in the morning!
haliebear08 0
put up a fence or something...
MonkeyGirl17844 0
Sorry for you, but call the cops!!
theMGM101 0
I love the expressions you use ^^ but yeah you should probably install those landmines
BbqKirbyAnn 0
Those little glass vile stink bombs would probably do the trick. Put about 20-40 around the turd spot...