Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.
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xfyre 11
get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!
Yngve_fml 9
1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.
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asktherunes 4
Buy some drier coyote piss, at hardware or garden shop. Spray around your yard, should keep dogs out. Also, buy. Shovel & throw the shit back in his yard
brit1029 3
I say pick up as much poop as you can and spread it all over his driveway so his car smashes into the cement and he will have to step in it when he gets out. If he says anything simply tell him you are only returning his property. Also I suggest you place a no trespassing sign in your yard. If it comes down to legal issues you will be covered.
markusse 0
Man up.
chappy5 0
Snipe from the window with an airsoft/paintball gun
ga_ninja_gurl 0
Ever consider an electric fence?!
BeBeast2323 1
Get a fence and change the sign to " cut it out or I sue" maybe? Hope I helped, OP.
MROMRO 0
I'd take a dump on his door step.
josh28 4
Paintball...gun
asktherunes 4
Buy dried coyote piss & spray all around your yard
luccmon 6
try a fence.... and m-80s