Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.
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xfyre 11
get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!
Yngve_fml 9
1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.
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bandgeek5195 0
Call animal control, he doesn't have a right to do that.
demondealer1 0
Sh*t in his yard
Fishfanatic 7
On a lighter note from my last reply, the OP could simply wait for the guy to bring his dogs over to crap on their lawn , go out at the same time, cross over onto his garden with a cheery wave and smile , and squat down for a big shit. Perhaps take a laxative beforehand to make it a... quick... evacuation and harder to clean up. Bring toilet paper and possibly a newspaper for a bit of light reading.....
jacko45wacko 0
Pick them all up and leave them on his doorstep.
stiletto_fml 0
It's called littering call the police. If they want evidence use video camera
wags34 2
Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.
Joui_fml 11
I live way out in the country side, but the same thing happened to us and we were able to call a sherif to talk to him.
taylor9140 21
put up a picket fence or something to protect people from going into your yard
MernieAnne 0
Put up some kind of dog repellant whether it is a spray that the dogs won't go near or a high pitched sound. Something should keep those dogs off your lawn if your stupid neighbor won't.
talkalotbea 0
You can tell them to clean it up that's the same thing as littering. If you can't clean up after your dogs don't get them!!!
sngbbi 0
Put up an electric fence? I like the automatic sprinkler and tossing the poop back idea.
Doddoss 1
How about grow a pair