Anonymous
United States
Today, I watched Gigli. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
actor my ass
Canada
Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML
Shouldaknown
United States
Today, I decided to watch a movie I hadn't seen before to bring my spirits up, as I've been feeling down lately. How did the movie end? Everybody died. FML
Mark A. Collette
Everyone's a critic
Today, I saw the "Weird: Al Yankovic" movie. What a waste of time that I will never get back. And I don't have that much time left. FML
Cyberdeeder
Dude, STFU!
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
awkward.
Rickmansworth, United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Miko
United States
Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML
singlesummer
Compton, United States
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
twihard
United States
Team none of them
Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML
Top comments
natsaysgoveg 6
What the heck is that?!
FMLandurstoo 9
What the **** is gigli? And yes I'm too lazy to use google. I'm on my apple product
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SydMadrid 0
Wtf is gigli? If ur gunna post at least post something everybody understands
CateXOX 0
OP most likely wasn't aware that morons like you wouldn't bother to look it up before commenting. Next time I'm sure they'll check with your personal advisor that the FML is okay with you.
KiddNYC1O 22
Who stole who's pic? Lmao.
wizardwizard 4
The only thing I saw was the preview and I felt really embarrassed just watching it.
Shrike 24
Cause you and 11 are both 12 year old boys stealing pics of the same girl? You sick virgins.
BrysGirl27 14
Congrats on having the shortest FML on here!! Bravo!!....WTF is Gigli??
AngelSpit 18
Gigli (pronounced jee-lee) is a HORRIFIC movie staring Ben(gigli) and J-Lo(Rikki) Ben being an absolutely inept hitman who kidnaps a retard and mizz lopez playing a "lesbian assasin" (we'll assume she assasinates lesbians since her and ben hook up) with an atrocious lisp that will haunt your dreams for weeks for those unfortunate enough to have to watch this movie(thankfull I have been spared the horror but know plenty of people who weren't) WHY anyone would willingly watch this is unfathomable I'm going to pretend you didn't watch this intentionaly just so I can sleep tonight
l2ebecca 4
YOUR LIFE SUCKS !!
Bluemonster3 26
This FML is so short, it was hard to click D:
Calyx_fml 22
YDI. You were warned. Now go watch some Ed Wood while your in the mood.
perdix 31
I believe it's a record for shortest FML. The previous record was held by "Michael Jackson died."