Anonymous
United States
Today, I watched Gigli. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
actor my ass
Canada
Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML
Shouldaknown
United States
Today, I decided to watch a movie I hadn't seen before to bring my spirits up, as I've been feeling down lately. How did the movie end? Everybody died. FML
Mark A. Collette
Everyone's a critic
Today, I saw the "Weird: Al Yankovic" movie. What a waste of time that I will never get back. And I don't have that much time left. FML
Cyberdeeder
Dude, STFU!
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
awkward.
Rickmansworth, United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Miko
United States
Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML
singlesummer
Compton, United States
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
twihard
United States
Team none of them
Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML
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natsaysgoveg 6
What the heck is that?!
FMLandurstoo 9
What the **** is gigli? And yes I'm too lazy to use google. I'm on my apple product
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HolyBuckingShit1 1
how did this get past the moderators?
Egao_fml 8
I... don't know what that is.
strawberryspacejam 11
the first shortest fml is and i quote "today, michael jackson died. fml"
bearsy 0
Awww I love that movie!
Rabidkid 14
It's hard to tap on your FML with iPhones
bearsy 0
I feel your pain it took me like 5 min! I hate big Fingers.
tklone329 0
How did this get chosen to be shown on the blog? O.o WTF?!?
gracehi 33
How the **** did this lame FML get posted and my awesome ones don't???? :(
Maxon_fml 4
How did this even make it up here
kitty5432 1
Who the **** let this person write this comment on here
dj8798 9
the ****? infomercials are more interesting