Anonymous
United States
Today, I watched Gigli. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
actor my ass
Canada
Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML
Shouldaknown
United States
Today, I decided to watch a movie I hadn't seen before to bring my spirits up, as I've been feeling down lately. How did the movie end? Everybody died. FML
Mark A. Collette
Everyone's a critic
Today, I saw the "Weird: Al Yankovic" movie. What a waste of time that I will never get back. And I don't have that much time left. FML
Cyberdeeder
Dude, STFU!
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
awkward.
Rickmansworth, United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Miko
United States
Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML
singlesummer
Compton, United States
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
twihard
United States
Team none of them
Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML
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natsaysgoveg 6
What the heck is that?!
FMLandurstoo 9
What the **** is gigli? And yes I'm too lazy to use google. I'm on my apple product
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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
You poor man
DocBastard 40
I am horrified at the number of people who A) don't know what Gigli is and B) are TOO ******* LAZY TO ******* GOOGLE IT. For ****'s sake, people, it took my 0.248 seconds to type "gigli" into the Google search bar. And it took me 41 seconds to type this goddamned rant. Thank you very much you lazy ***** for making me waste 41 seconds of my life on your lazy asses.
The_Hitdude 12
Preach, Doc! PREACH!!!!!
xxHaley2011xx 8
I'm on and iPod and it's messed up so it freezes a lot. And my computer is broke.
perdix 31
#113, Hold down the Home button and the On/Off button for about 10-15 seconds until the screen goes blank and the Apple logo comes back. That ought to fix you right up. Make sure you have the latest iOS installed.
xxHaley2011xx 8
Thanks. That helped a little bit. It's still kind of freezing up but not as bad though. I think it's just because I've had it for awhile.
Jessic1 5
Why is that an fml like really!?!?!?
BostonBruinsFan 8
Your mom, maybe, I think so, wtf, I don't know, sorry! Nvm....
thewhitelover3 9
I feel sorry for you op that movie was Terrible
torianab 7
For all of you youngsters out there, it's a very, horrible film starting JLo and her then boyfriend, Ben Affleck. I totally forget the nickname they shared...oh wait, Benifer. The movie is worse than their shared nickname! Too bad the OP can't get those two hours of life back! You've all made me feel my age! In theory, 37 doesn't seem old! But damn!
midoridoll 3
Uh. Question, why are you me?
skiittles2012 4
I fuking love that movie 1. J lo fuking sexy 2. Ben aflack fuking sexy
wizardwizard 4
No.
salsa324 0
#93 ur right NOO
skiittles2012 4
I fuking love that movie 1. J lo fuking sexy 2. Ben aflack fuking sexy
bassmaestro 10
Stupid fml's that are too short and I can't click on them...