Today, I watched Gigli. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML
Today, I decided to watch a movie I hadn't seen before to bring my spirits up, as I've been feeling down lately. How did the movie end? Everybody died. FML
Everyone's a critic
Today, I saw the "Weird: Al Yankovic" movie. What a waste of time that I will never get back. And I don't have that much time left. FML
Dude, STFU!
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Team none of them
Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML
Top comments
natsaysgoveg 6
What the heck is that?!
FMLandurstoo 9
What the **** is gigli? And yes I'm too lazy to use google. I'm on my apple product
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Comments (340)
Jadex64 12
Smallest fml evere
magnetic_aura 26
Been there, friend. So sorry. "God bless you penis." (I think that's the line, I haven't seen it in like a decade...)
ThePieGuy0817 29
IMDB gives it 2.3 out of 10. I didn't bother to research further than that.
fantasyworld 39
Do you hate yourself? That movie is the worse.
night_fox1233 16
And?
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I don't see how this is an FML if you chose to watch a shitty movie. Unless your girlfriend strangely likes it an made you watch it with her, then that's a different story.
Kate2164 8
Wht is it
BurnInDemonFire 39
Boy, I'mma come over there an' smack ya!