Anonymous
United States
Today, I watched Gigli. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
actor my ass
Canada
Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML
Shouldaknown
United States
Today, I decided to watch a movie I hadn't seen before to bring my spirits up, as I've been feeling down lately. How did the movie end? Everybody died. FML
Mark A. Collette
Everyone's a critic
Today, I saw the "Weird: Al Yankovic" movie. What a waste of time that I will never get back. And I don't have that much time left. FML
Cyberdeeder
Dude, STFU!
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
awkward.
Rickmansworth, United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Miko
United States
Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML
singlesummer
Compton, United States
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
twihard
United States
Team none of them
Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML
Top comments
natsaysgoveg 6
What the heck is that?!
FMLandurstoo 9
What the **** is gigli? And yes I'm too lazy to use google. I'm on my apple product
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Comments (340)
FireGX66 5
Oh you poor thing :( lol wtf is that
Cat_Daniels 6
SHORTEST FML. EVER.
ishouldhaveabett 1
CHASING AMY II.
AntiLove187 4
Aww poor you........ -_-
tigereye360 1
Why the hell wouldnt you look up a review before you wasted your time watching it?
trackstar7866 0
It's is your fault you watched it so deal with it!!!
allysiner 0
For real it's ppl like u that make this site less enjoyable. Post something worth everyone's time. Thanks.
blutigenbonbon 10
Omg rofl. That's horrible xD
dirty_harry_007 14
"The violent story about how a criminal lesbian, a tough-guy hit-man with a heart of gold, and a retarded man came to be best friends through a hostage." ...Uh..... csb.
PYLrulz 17
My question is, who moderated this FML?!? I've moderated FML's far better than this from time to time, and they never pass, but this short sack of shit?!?