Today, I came home early from work and walked in on my husband in bed with his two young female "bible study students" from his church. Now I remember why he explicitly said to never interrupt his, "Sunday School Studies" with them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home from work to hear loud moans coming from the room that my husband and I share. I barged in and both he and this girl are scrambling around the room. He’s a music teacher and claimed he was giving her vocal lessons. That would make more sense had they both not been half naked. FML
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
Today, my wife let two Jehovah's Witnesses in for a chat, then deliberately went to a neighbour's for "Two minutes," and left me with them for half-an-hour, with them refusing to take my hints to leave. In the end, I told them to fuck off, just as the wife arrived home, and she got mad at me for being rude. FML
Today, my husband is a music teacher, and I walked in on him on Zoom with one of his female students. He said he was teaching her the guitar. He was naked from the waist down and she was fully nude. FML
Today, I walked into my husband's office and accidentally interrupted his business call to tell him dinner was ready. Silly me, I didn’t realize his "business call" included Skyping with his topless ex, with his pants down. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband's elderly parents getting it on. It’s beautiful they still love each other, I just wish they hadn’t decided to express that love on our living room sofa. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML
Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML
Today, I went to go surprise my long distance boyfriend at college 7 hours away. As I opened his apartment door, I saw him on the couch fucking his “study buddy”. FML
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Top comments
cuz803 46
He must've missed out on understanding the sin of adultery. Teach him a lesson in divorce 101.
raven_of_azarath 35
It is a crime if they’re minors.
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cuz803 46
He must've missed out on understanding the sin of adultery. Teach him a lesson in divorce 101.
Plop 17
Quite the contrary, he seems to understand it perfectly.
Brightside86 31
I've clearly been attending the incorrect sort of bible study...
Snailfarts 27
how young? you called the police on him, right?
Brightside86 31
Adultery actually isn't a crime.
ttuseth 7
Not adultery for calling the police, bit how young the students might be
ChipBoundary 9
Well, in the U.S. it can be very much a crime. It is illegal in the following states: Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Illinois, Kansas, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, New York, North Dakota, Oklahoma, South Carolina, Utah, Virginia and Wisconsin. Wisconsin specifically results in an up to $10,000 fine and/or up to 3 years in Jail.
raven_of_azarath 35
It is a crime if they’re minors.
Plop 17
Wouldn't it be called "minorery" then?
RichardPencil 32
Re-enacting Jacob with Rachel and Leah? In the Old Testament, polygamy was never banned. I don't know if you could enjoy your wives and concubines simultaneously.