Today, I watched a drunk guy getting thrown out of a bar, then get tased on the sidewalk outside. He was our designated driver. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
Today, I got a ticket for being drunk in public. I was walking a couple of blocks from the bar to my house, because I didn't want to drive drunk. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, I went to a bar with a close friend. She got drunk and was feeling sick, so I carried her to my car to take her to her house. Some stranger accused me of drugging her and tackled me with her in my arms. She threw up on me, and he took off running without an apology. FML
Today, I'm recovering from being pepper-sprayed, beat with a baton and Tased, and arrested for assault. I'm a bouncer and was trying to remove a drunk asshole from the bar when the police showed up. FML
Today, a drunk in a wheelchair tried to fight me. I walked away as he kept hurling insults. He then rammed his chair into my legs, making me fall. I walked away again. Upon the second time, I got up and punched him dead in his face, knocking him backward. I was tackled to the ground for hitting him. FML
Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML
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Top comments
Le_Doctor 10
Take a taxi.
morella_xx 29
If you're the kind of person who drinks even though you know your friends are depending on you as a DD, maybe you deserve to get tasered a little bit.
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Comments (82)
vikky538 29
wow..then how come he is not with u if he is a designated driver
ReDer 12
well guess your his designated driver now o.0 :-D
lollypop30001 19
Take a bus they are cheap.
miss_jules 11
When it's my turn to be DD, I don't drink. Simple. That's how it works. Next time, pick someone more trustworthy? :)
SnowFangedBeauty 19
Hope you can call someone to pick you up or those boots are made for walking
DevilsMetsGiants 30
Getting drunk when your the DD is just irresponsible. You're probably better off this happened then actually getting in the car with him driving!
kredd91 11
How selfish. You aren't the one that got thrown out and tazed.
Dynosaur_dollie 38
Who is selfish? the op for considering this an FML? I am sorry if you know you have friends relying on you to get home safely and you drink you kind of deserve to get kicked out and maybe tazed a little. I'd totally disown a friend that pulled that stunt. I seriously hope op called a can or a friend to get home safely though.
discord666 3
2056 ppl voted you deserved wtf is wrong with the ppl in this website?
JonDG 12
probably should've chosen someone who was more trustworthy.
RandomCommentor 2
YDI, how did you not see this guy ordering alcohol and drinking? Could you not have stopped him or picked someone else (or stepped up yourself) once you realized he was drinking?
squideth 18
A lot of you commenters really don't understand drunk people. They can't control themselves, let alone their DD. That's why they get a DD.