Today, I watched a drunk guy getting thrown out of a bar, then get tased on the sidewalk outside. He was our designated driver. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
Today, I got a ticket for being drunk in public. I was walking a couple of blocks from the bar to my house, because I didn't want to drive drunk. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, I went to a bar with a close friend. She got drunk and was feeling sick, so I carried her to my car to take her to her house. Some stranger accused me of drugging her and tackled me with her in my arms. She threw up on me, and he took off running without an apology. FML
Today, I'm recovering from being pepper-sprayed, beat with a baton and Tased, and arrested for assault. I'm a bouncer and was trying to remove a drunk asshole from the bar when the police showed up. FML
Today, a drunk in a wheelchair tried to fight me. I walked away as he kept hurling insults. He then rammed his chair into my legs, making me fall. I walked away again. Upon the second time, I got up and punched him dead in his face, knocking him backward. I was tackled to the ground for hitting him. FML
Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML
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Top comments
Le_Doctor 10
Take a taxi.
morella_xx 29
If you're the kind of person who drinks even though you know your friends are depending on you as a DD, maybe you deserve to get tasered a little bit.
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Comments (82)
Retrokitty 9
That sucks :( It was probably his way if not being the DD again. Kind of an asshole move.
mchmelev1993 10
Lololol ur better off taking a cab
rylie_moscato 8
He obviously thought you were driving home
Amazing_Taylor_ 9
Are you drunk?
vlalam 24
And u guys didn't care for ur friend nor control him from drinking too much and even let him get tazed?
MrsDavehn 11
telling a drunk that they're responsible for making sure the DD stays sober is like telling a Vegan to eat some steak. It ain't gonna happen. did they pick the wrong person to be a DD? obviously. But the blame can't all be put on the drunks. the DD promised to drive home and broke that promise. how is that on the rest of the group?
worldclassrager 41
Call a friend...or take another from of transportation
tjw1616 21
what was your designated driver doing drinking? o.o
Alastor13X 8
Lesson learned: The DD can't be trusted to be the responsible one for one night, and can't handle their alcohol. I wouldn't even want to drink with a guy like this when he wasn't the DD. If he is getting tased, that is a clear indication he is possibly trouble you don't want drunk around you. Nothing like having a drunk friend pick a fight with you either in public or at home.
weveallbeenthere 30
if anyone from your group has video of him getting zapped, please put it up on YouTube
hayleybaaby 15
At least you know now that your friend isn't responsible enough to be a designated driver. I hope you all got home safe, OP.