Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having a cigarette in a smoking area when a mother with a pram strode towards me and exaggerated a cough to make some sort of point. Reluctantly, I put it out and walked off. I then turned around to see her lighting up a cigarette, and blowing smoke all over her baby. FML
Today, I was at an outdoor market with my family. We'd had dinner and were about to leave when two women stood next to our table, smoking. We called out to let them know they could have it, as we were leaving. They thought we were complaining about the smoke. They yelled at us and stormed off, while the other tables stared. FML
Today, a stranger had a go at me for smoking while pregnant. I'm a guy. FML
Today, some guy at the bus stop screamed at me because the bus was coming and I wasn’t wearing my mask. I was standing 25 feet from the stop finishing a smoke and there was no one around me. When I sat down on the bus, with my mask on, he stared me down the whole ride. FML
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
Today, I was on my way home on my bike when a lady in a 4WD cut me off while beeping her horn and calling me a "stupid f**ker who should get a proper education." In her car, she was smoking, and her three children weren't wearing seat belts. FML
Today, while waiting for a bus, someone started smoking at the bus shelter, which is illegal in my city. I politely asked him to stop smoking, citing the city ordinance. He just cackled and said that if I'm so concerned about the state of my health, I should start by losing 90 pounds. FML
Today, I was standing on a balcony smoking a cigarette when I noticed a woman giving me strange looks. When I put the cigarette out and went to walk inside she said "You shouldn't smoke while you're pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I walked past a few of my coworkers sitting outside smoking. As I got a whiff of the smoke, I coughed. They immediately started to defend their habit, and I was told to "mind my own fucking business." I wasn't trying to be rude; I'm actually allergic to cigarette smoke. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. When we got there, I hugged his mother, and she glared at me. Later that day, I heard her telling her son that he should leave me because I smell like cigarettes, and she hates smokers. I don't smoke, my boyfriend does. He did all the way there. FML
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Top comments
Flyersfan54 4
I hate hypocrites.
fernclogger 5
Talk about a hypocrite
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Comments (205)
Beck2209 0
What a hypocrite, but two wrongs don't make a right..
OfficeNinja 5
Should have started telling her kids how great pot is, and that mommy smokes it. Give her something real to bitch about.
icey0796 6
How dare you. You know there's a limit on the amount of smoking people that are allowed near children. tsk tsk tsk.
MDTeddy 13
Even so, you don't smoke around children or at all for that matter, but I just don't like smoking in general.
C0N71NG3NCY 6
Don't smoke in a bus stop unless you're the only person there. It's common courtesy. I am a smoker as well, and I do not break that ******* rule, nor should you. It's a simple matter of taking a few steps so that you're outside of the shelter. If it's raining, piss on you, you want to smoke you'll damn well suffer through some rain. I know I do, what's with all the pussy smokers nowadays? Not afraid of cancer but afraid of a few raindrops or a little bit of snow. Also, she is clearly retarded and not worth your time.
pinkpixie06 11
Thanks for this post! I have three young children (under the age of 5) and I hate when I go to the grocery store and we must walk through a cloud of smoke to get inside. I don't judge those who do smoke. I just want the simple courtesy of keeping the smoke away from me.
pinkpixie06 11
No one should ever smoke around children. That includes their parents! Everyone has the right to choose to smoke. But they should not force second-hand smoke on anyone else!!
ganjaranja 10
Ha probably wasn't just tobacco she was smoking
Incogneterpeter 1
You should smoke near kids but you still don't deserve that even if she wasnt smoking
pagullarka 9
Now it totally depends on what you were smoking and what she was smoking, there is a difference
micahsmommy 13
F the kids' lives for having a mum that smokes and is a hypocrite.