Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having a cigarette in a smoking area when a mother with a pram strode towards me and exaggerated a cough to make some sort of point. Reluctantly, I put it out and walked off. I then turned around to see her lighting up a cigarette, and blowing smoke all over her baby. FML
Today, I was at an outdoor market with my family. We'd had dinner and were about to leave when two women stood next to our table, smoking. We called out to let them know they could have it, as we were leaving. They thought we were complaining about the smoke. They yelled at us and stormed off, while the other tables stared. FML
Today, a stranger had a go at me for smoking while pregnant. I'm a guy. FML
Today, some guy at the bus stop screamed at me because the bus was coming and I wasn’t wearing my mask. I was standing 25 feet from the stop finishing a smoke and there was no one around me. When I sat down on the bus, with my mask on, he stared me down the whole ride. FML
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
Today, I was on my way home on my bike when a lady in a 4WD cut me off while beeping her horn and calling me a "stupid f**ker who should get a proper education." In her car, she was smoking, and her three children weren't wearing seat belts. FML
Today, while waiting for a bus, someone started smoking at the bus shelter, which is illegal in my city. I politely asked him to stop smoking, citing the city ordinance. He just cackled and said that if I'm so concerned about the state of my health, I should start by losing 90 pounds. FML
Today, I was standing on a balcony smoking a cigarette when I noticed a woman giving me strange looks. When I put the cigarette out and went to walk inside she said "You shouldn't smoke while you're pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I walked past a few of my coworkers sitting outside smoking. As I got a whiff of the smoke, I coughed. They immediately started to defend their habit, and I was told to "mind my own fucking business." I wasn't trying to be rude; I'm actually allergic to cigarette smoke. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. When we got there, I hugged his mother, and she glared at me. Later that day, I heard her telling her son that he should leave me because I smell like cigarettes, and she hates smokers. I don't smoke, my boyfriend does. He did all the way there. FML
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Flyersfan54 4
I hate hypocrites.
fernclogger 5
Talk about a hypocrite
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Comments (205)
ac11_fml 0
Thats super ******* stupid
FYLminerocks 7
I'm a smoker and regardless of her being a hypocrite, don't smoke next to kiddos.
kay_princess14 7
That's ****** up
tj4234 36
I imagined that this woman looked like Viki Pollard from Little Britain.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Yeah but, no but, yeah but, no but, yeah but I was just about to put my fag OUT actually if you'd have WAITED. God you're so racist! This is well harassment!
miniman524 0
OP is a fag liar. No one would do that.
ilove70srock 4
Ah hypocrites these days.
Dirty_Minded_FML 2
Blow smoke in that hoe's face
Lrs614 3
Even still you should have the dignity not to smoke in front of children... Even if the mom is smoking as well.
QueenSaru 28
Hahahahaha. No. Not how it works. If OP was in a public place which allows smoking, she has every right to smoke. And someone who's smoking asking you to move/stop smoking for HER children? Earns nothing but the right to be ridiculed. Why should OP care about their health when their own mother clearly doesn't?
skimonkey96 0
Today, I had a friend with "benefits" over for a little fun. When we walk into my bedroom, I saw that my dog, Cinnamon, had left us a cinnamon-colored present right in the middle of the bed. FML
hateevryone 15
You should've burn that bitch.
Kuroneko91 3
Light a match, add fuel and burn :) xDDD