Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML
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Today, I was having a cigarette in a smoking area when a mother with a pram strode towards me and exaggerated a cough to make some sort of point. Reluctantly, I put it out and walked off. I then turned around to see her lighting up a cigarette, and blowing smoke all over her baby. FML
Today, I was at an outdoor market with my family. We'd had dinner and were about to leave when two women stood next to our table, smoking. We called out to let them know they could have it, as we were leaving. They thought we were complaining about the smoke. They yelled at us and stormed off, while the other tables stared. FML
Today, a stranger had a go at me for smoking while pregnant. I'm a guy. FML
Today, some guy at the bus stop screamed at me because the bus was coming and I wasn’t wearing my mask. I was standing 25 feet from the stop finishing a smoke and there was no one around me. When I sat down on the bus, with my mask on, he stared me down the whole ride. FML
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
Today, I was on my way home on my bike when a lady in a 4WD cut me off while beeping her horn and calling me a "stupid f**ker who should get a proper education." In her car, she was smoking, and her three children weren't wearing seat belts. FML
Today, while waiting for a bus, someone started smoking at the bus shelter, which is illegal in my city. I politely asked him to stop smoking, citing the city ordinance. He just cackled and said that if I'm so concerned about the state of my health, I should start by losing 90 pounds. FML
Today, I was standing on a balcony smoking a cigarette when I noticed a woman giving me strange looks. When I put the cigarette out and went to walk inside she said "You shouldn't smoke while you're pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I walked past a few of my coworkers sitting outside smoking. As I got a whiff of the smoke, I coughed. They immediately started to defend their habit, and I was told to "mind my own fucking business." I wasn't trying to be rude; I'm actually allergic to cigarette smoke. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. When we got there, I hugged his mother, and she glared at me. Later that day, I heard her telling her son that he should leave me because I smell like cigarettes, and she hates smokers. I don't smoke, my boyfriend does. He did all the way there. FML
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Top comments
Flyersfan54 4
I hate hypocrites.
fernclogger 5
Talk about a hypocrite
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Comments (205)
HendricksProdigy 0
Wow, just wow
C0N71NG3NCY 6
An excellent way to get the crazy psycho bitch to flip her shit, stab you, and then call the police and tell them you were trying to rape her and steal her children. (Which her children will back up because they won't understand anything.)
reebokkid123 14
You know what they say, those who can do can't teach..
peaceout7247 1
No it's those who can do.... TEACH
DayWalker8686 4
That's when you blow smoke up her ass
gooduck 6
Thats...different
littlelia 22
Ok yeah, she was being a hypocrite, but what can you do about that? I don't know about where you live, but here it's illegal to smoke on public transportation. Also, because there were kids around, I wouldn't suggest smoking. Although, I wouldn't suggest smoking at all. But, yes I do agree that the woman was being extremely hypercritical.
Roflsauruz 12
..... Pretty sure OP never said she was ON the damn bus, smoking. And as far as I'm concerned, the other woman brought her children around the op in the first place.
Anubis_81 21
Maybe both of you should quit, eh?
xXJAMES24Xx 4
You shouldve let her have it she need it i hate assholes like that
abethehonest 4
say "hey I have those cigs too!"
HayJay316 9
maybe her white trash kids can only breathe Newports?