Today, I was working at the library. Some punks thought it would be funny to shit in a book, close it and return it in the drop box. The fact that it was sitting outside in the ninety degree heat for a couple hours did not help the stench; it was everywhere and I had to clean the mess. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, at work in a library, I found a dirty diaper stuffed under one of the public use computer desks. Not only was it leaking, but it had been run over several times by a rolling office chair. I had to clean it up. FML
Hush!
Today, I went to my local library to study. As I settled in, I dropped my water bottle, causing a mini flood. Panicked, I tried to clean it up with paper towels, only to knock over a stack of books, creating a domino effect of chaos. The librarian gave me the dirtiest look. FML
Today, while volunteering at my local library, a guy who smelled like crap followed me around all day. Every time I would bend over to shelf a book, he would start grunting. Apparently, he's going to be at the library every day. FML
It wasn't me
Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML
Today, at my job as a librarian at an old library, I was shelving books. Things were great until one entire bookshelf fell over. The damage wasn't too bad. Then the rest fell down. FML
Run run run
Today, I rushed from work so I could get to the library to return a book that was due. The library closes at 7:00 p.m. I arrived at 6:56, huffing and puffing. The lady saw me, slammed the door in my face, and locked it. I now have to pay a late fee for 4 minutes. FML
I just work here
Today, it was my first day working at a library. I expected it to be fun and peaceful, not to end up having to call the cops on a guy who started jerking off into a book. FML
Today, there was an issue with the sewage system at work. It smelled like somebody took a turd, left it in the sun to marinate, threw up on it, then put in the air conditioning to fill the store with nauseating stink. I nearly threw up multiple times because we weren't allowed to leave early. FML
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, while working at the daycare, I had to clean the entire place. During the next four hours, I scooped up three human teeth, a rotten log of shit, a tire iron, a condom wrapper, and a yogurt that expired in 2003. I only cleaned the place a week ago. FML
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BlackBirdBillie 0
ah! as a daughter of a librarian...i grew up in libraries and surrounded by the book rules...that physically hurts me!!! lol
AnnaBananas 0
ewww why are people so immature now-a-days?
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Lilyyyyy_fml 0
Was it a Twilight book?
bitches_and_hoes 0
See, now that changes everything. :D If it was, I totally understand the poop, even though it still was a pretty shitty thing to do. (No pun intended.)
strength413 8
okay, i created an account just to tell you that twilight is indeed a horrible book, and it is written on about a fifth grade level, meant to satisfy the adolescent fantasies of teenage girls. that is all.
Sombrerohead 0
Hear, hear! :)
TattooThief 0
I'ma teenage girl as well, and I honestly think that the books are cliche and such. I also know that people have their opinions, so saying 'MF' to someone who just happens to think that Twilight is a bad book is utterly stupid.
TattooThief 0
If you don't care, then why did you reply? :3
prttyyngthng 0
LMAO!!!! Oh the comment ****** OWNED!!!
Sokai_fml 0
"missClumzy" (or whatever her username is, not gonna scroll back up to check) is the perfect Twilight Twat example. Seriously. The way she types and spells and her immature "i dont care" reply. Sigh.
soccergirl37 0
Miss Clumzy- You're kind of trolling. If you're going to disagree, do it civilized and actually making a point. Telling some they are wrong and they're talking through their ass isn't going to convince anyone. As for my opinion, the Twilight series is horrible. Although I have many reasons of thinking that, the characters shallowness is probably the first. Edward and Bella have absolutely no faults- that does not include Bella's clumsiness, but isn't a fault, more like a cute quirk. No one is that perfect, and not only does that make it infuriating to read, it sets a bad example of what a relationship should be to the readers.
FreshAsCrap 0
i love how this turns into a twilight argument. everywhere you look its TWILIGHT. i hate the books. they brainwash preteen girls into thinking that a relationship should be between perfect people. it also makes them think that no guy is good enough for them unless they are a sexy vampire. i swear they ********** to that shit.
Lilyyyyy_fml 0
I love how I made this into a Twilight debate. The book is indeed shitty.
EasilyUnamused 2
MissClumzy, you said you are twelve and a teenager? Hate to burst your bubble, but you are not yet a teenager...and your age gives you no excuse to be immature. Do yourself a favor and be mature because you're much less obnoxious that way. Mmmmkay?
soccergirl37 0
Miss Clumzy- Way to screw up. I swear, everything you say is so infuriating. But, back to the point. You have to be 13 to sign up for anything online because of the Internet Protection Act. Excpect to lose your account. This is why they don't let 12 year olds sign up, right here. Because they're so effing stupid they post their age when they lied about it when they signed up for an account.
soccergirl37 0
Ignore my last comment, apparently fmylife.com allows 12 year olds sign up, perhaps with parent's permission. Whatever the case, I find this to be a mistake on their part. But, I digress. I wouldn't care if you were politely stating your opinion, but no, you have to be a complete douche about everything. Just because you are 12 does not give you an excuse to be a troll. If you don't like us because me make sense, if you don't bother to fully read our responses, then quit this website and wait until you are older and more mature.
photochick 0
see i really liked twilight (but only the first...i wasn't too fond of the other 3)...i just think its ridiculous that most people hate on twilight because of the movie/robert pattinson. the book was good. don't judge until you read it folks.
jnic 0
Every time I even tried to read an excerpt of the book, I felt like throwing up. There are plenty of quotes online that will also make you feel like throwing up. I couldn't believe how awkward, unwitty, amateur, and unorganized her writing was. On wikipedia, the plots for most books are practically novels themselves... for the Twilight series each plot summary is two short paragraphs. She writes huge novels about nothing. Steph Meyer wrote and edited the first book in 6 months. She was originally going to call the first book Forks, after the name of Bella's hometown, and says she still wishes she had called it that. She took it to 15 publishers before she found one that didn't laugh in her face. Talk about a huge slap in the face to all the talented writers who work on their novels for years and never get their break.
aria02 0
i happen to like the twilight series & im 19. i thnk they're interesting
nosparklezone 0
I got an account just to say I agree with #35, and if anyone ever did that in MY library i would hunt them down.
Sadface590172 0
Best prank ever! I gotta start ******** in my sisters twilight books.
teehee520 0
That's disgusting. Nowhere's safe from shit nowadays.
Peroxide 3
must have been a shit book
plexico 4
What's new about that? Bill O'Reilley, Sean Hannity, Michael Savage and Ann Coulter have been filling books with shit for years!
B00_fml 0
ROFL
milgalo 0
You forgot Stephanie Meyer. :]
eATT 0
Best "shitty book" out of all of em.
Nacirema20 0
wow. what imatuere dumb asses!!!! could they get any dumber??? FYL indeed.
HorrorByrd 0
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHA more proof that punks are better than you
hanic101 0
I wonder if it was a learn to potty book?
kittycat99 0
BLARF That's sick
bizz8290 0
cant you find out who did it by scaning the binary code???of the book that had a shit in it???