Today, I was working at the library. Some punks thought it would be funny to shit in a book, close it and return it in the drop box. The fact that it was sitting outside in the ninety degree heat for a couple hours did not help the stench; it was everywhere and I had to clean the mess. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work in a library, I found a dirty diaper stuffed under one of the public use computer desks. Not only was it leaking, but it had been run over several times by a rolling office chair. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I went to my local library to study. As I settled in, I dropped my water bottle, causing a mini flood. Panicked, I tried to clean it up with paper towels, only to knock over a stack of books, creating a domino effect of chaos. The librarian gave me the dirtiest look. FML
Today, while volunteering at my local library, a guy who smelled like crap followed me around all day. Every time I would bend over to shelf a book, he would start grunting. Apparently, he's going to be at the library every day. FML
Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML
Today, at my job as a librarian at an old library, I was shelving books. Things were great until one entire bookshelf fell over. The damage wasn't too bad. Then the rest fell down. FML
Today, I rushed from work so I could get to the library to return a book that was due. The library closes at 7:00 p.m. I arrived at 6:56, huffing and puffing. The lady saw me, slammed the door in my face, and locked it. I now have to pay a late fee for 4 minutes. FML
Today, it was my first day working at a library. I expected it to be fun and peaceful, not to end up having to call the cops on a guy who started jerking off into a book. FML
Today, there was an issue with the sewage system at work. It smelled like somebody took a turd, left it in the sun to marinate, threw up on it, then put in the air conditioning to fill the store with nauseating stink. I nearly threw up multiple times because we weren't allowed to leave early. FML
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, while working at the daycare, I had to clean the entire place. During the next four hours, I scooped up three human teeth, a rotten log of shit, a tire iron, a condom wrapper, and a yogurt that expired in 2003. I only cleaned the place a week ago. FML
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BlackBirdBillie 0
ah! as a daughter of a librarian...i grew up in libraries and surrounded by the book rules...that physically hurts me!!! lol
AnnaBananas 0
ewww why are people so immature now-a-days?
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Stahn 0
There are too many idiots in this world without any common decency. Who does something like that?
mimblewimble_fml 0
I work at a library and I know the kind of disgusting shit that gets put in the drop box. It makes me hate people sometimes.
Edge578 0
I work at a library too! Your story sucks though.
anniebananie 3
MissClumzy, you are really annoying. You post like seven useless comments per FML, always replying to #1, and never saying anything worthwhile. Can you.. turn it down a notch? I'm tired of seeing your puke-green avatar.
bloodyhell9398 0
lol thats a good idea jk
bloodyhell9398 0
missa clumzy is a loser
sunnyXsmile 0
As an avid book lover for years, this makes me sad *and* nauseated. People are disgustingly immature nowadays. :(
B00_fml 0
Usually I don't give serious answers here, but this FML pisses me off in a lot of ways. I am a book lover. I'm also blind and read Braille(and my computer reads the screen to me, that is how I can surf the net), and one of the vandal things blind kids do is put duct tape in the books. Ruins them because it rips the pages to take it off and then you can't feel the dots. One time some joker took the time to tape up every page in a really popular book where I worked once. Another stupid thing they do is squash individual dots and turn the text into gibberish. Stupid! Braille books are a real bitch to replace because they're so expensive. I feel your pain on this. People are douchebags.
ncochrum 0
Did anyone else find the mental image of some kids taking a dump on a book hilarious?
ehrenthedragon 0
yup, I respect books much more now, i already thought i respected them the best i could -- Still laughing at that image
xxXChiiXxx 2
I died a little on the inside. :'(