Today, I was working at the library. Some punks thought it would be funny to shit in a book, close it and return it in the drop box. The fact that it was sitting outside in the ninety degree heat for a couple hours did not help the stench; it was everywhere and I had to clean the mess. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work in a library, I found a dirty diaper stuffed under one of the public use computer desks. Not only was it leaking, but it had been run over several times by a rolling office chair. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I went to my local library to study. As I settled in, I dropped my water bottle, causing a mini flood. Panicked, I tried to clean it up with paper towels, only to knock over a stack of books, creating a domino effect of chaos. The librarian gave me the dirtiest look. FML
Today, while volunteering at my local library, a guy who smelled like crap followed me around all day. Every time I would bend over to shelf a book, he would start grunting. Apparently, he's going to be at the library every day. FML
Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML
Today, at my job as a librarian at an old library, I was shelving books. Things were great until one entire bookshelf fell over. The damage wasn't too bad. Then the rest fell down. FML
Today, I rushed from work so I could get to the library to return a book that was due. The library closes at 7:00 p.m. I arrived at 6:56, huffing and puffing. The lady saw me, slammed the door in my face, and locked it. I now have to pay a late fee for 4 minutes. FML
Today, it was my first day working at a library. I expected it to be fun and peaceful, not to end up having to call the cops on a guy who started jerking off into a book. FML
Today, there was an issue with the sewage system at work. It smelled like somebody took a turd, left it in the sun to marinate, threw up on it, then put in the air conditioning to fill the store with nauseating stink. I nearly threw up multiple times because we weren't allowed to leave early. FML
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, while working at the daycare, I had to clean the entire place. During the next four hours, I scooped up three human teeth, a rotten log of shit, a tire iron, a condom wrapper, and a yogurt that expired in 2003. I only cleaned the place a week ago. FML
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BlackBirdBillie 0
ah! as a daughter of a librarian...i grew up in libraries and surrounded by the book rules...that physically hurts me!!! lol
AnnaBananas 0
ewww why are people so immature now-a-days?
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Comments (187)
krista17 11
I work at a library also... and if someone did that I would be the lucky winner who got to clean it up too... so I feel your pain... sooooo not funny
blahdsflksfd 0
Well it is a metaphor about how most kids are these days. Books are worth shit, learning is useless, lets all have random casual sex. Have you ever seen the movie idiocracy? Thats how kids these days are acting...
AlexZB 0
do you read xkcd by any chance?
AshleyRose784 0
eww, I would have said no. probably would have lost my job too but there's no way I'm touching feces, not part of the job description
Qup 0
any outside video to catch them?
RxSkater 0
hahhahha thats awesome, sucks u had to clean it up if u think about it thats a great prank
RxSkater 0
GOOD, u think i really care what people think of me hahaha there are kids on here way worse than me i thought it was just a funny prank....it sucks for that person to clean up shit up and hey that might be what u get for working in a library ;)
blahdsflksfd 0
I once pooped on a librarian while she was working, then raped her. After the raping, i decided it was time to rob some homeless men. It was a great prank, sucks to be them but hilarous
herb517 0
that is a genius prank. it only could've been better if they just shit into the book drop box XD
WhyMe1_2_3 0
how could any one say he deserved this?? assholes
Shyman4ever 0
Omg the fact that the shit was heating up in the sun into diarriah almost made me puke. FYL and I hope you catch those stupid kids.
mjsmclaren 0
I was having a crappy day, until I read that 10mins ago. I'm still laughing. by the way, what book was it?
Bryan_Z 0
I hate idiots like that