Today, I was woken up from a nap by my cat attacking my face. Evidently, my husband thought it would be funny to shine a laser pointer on my cheek. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cat woke me up, but not by kneading on me though. Instead, she woke me up by pouncing on the laser pointer my dad was shining on my face. FML
Today, one of my friends was playing with a laser pointer. When he pointed it in my direction, I swatted at it away like it was a bug. Apparently, I'm part cat. FML
Today, my little brother was playing with my cat, getting it to chase a laser pointer. He thought it would be funny to shine the laser pointer over my nuts. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to surprise my cat with a fancy new toy. I spent $30 on a laser pointer. Turns out, my cat is terrified of lasers, and spent the next hour giving me the "You betrayed me" look from under the couch. FML
Today, I was lying in bed with my cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, because he hissed and savagely clawed at my face without warning. FML
Today, I noticed my kitten was growling and twitching in his sleep. I tried to wake him up by gently prodding him. He responded by waking up and attacking my face. FML
Today, my cat woke me up by sharpening his claws on my breast. FML
Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML
Today, I played a harmless joke on my neighbors by pointing a laser pointer out of my window onto their wall. Apparently, my neighbors don't take jokes lightly as one of the sons pointed at my window while screaming and swearing, then took out a gang bandana and wrapped it around his face. FML
Today, my drunk dad decided to wake me up by lobbing our cat directly into my now-mauled face. FML
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whyevenbother 0
he was right.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Well, I think it would be funny to shine the laser pointer at his balls the next time he sleeps naked.
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Comments (70)
xxguitarxchick 0
HAHA! that's funny, the cat thought it was totally funny. Lololol!
bigbigcats 0
haha that is so funny. I'm sorry it must suck for you but thats hilarious!
X0WestyX0 0
wow you're husbands a jerk if a guy did that to me i'd take the laser and point it right in between his legs XD
t0xicfaerie 4
yeah, when i was a kid, i did almost the same thing to my dad. except i was only trying to get the cat to go closer to my dad's head and i threw a straw (because he likes to chase those) and my cat attacked his head in the process of getting the straw. lol.
Ar3s 1
and it was funny.
Soapbub123 0
Sounds like something I would do
happy_bubbles 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I'm so sorry for you! but that sounds really funny! and defintely sounds like something I would do
Ketsuhime 0
.....mmmmm.....yeah fail....
scotty1234 0
hahahahahahahahahahahshahahahahahahahahaha
ftyugres 0
hahahaaha lol it is funny